Tesla's European Dream Goes Up In Smoke: Is This Part of the Act?

A Drop in the Ocean of Madness?

Well well well what do we have here? It seems Tesla's little joyride through Europe has hit a bit of a snag. Down 49% in April you say? Hahahaha! That's almost as funny as a Bat in a tutu. They sold a measly 7,261 cars! Pathetic. I bet they're wondering where they went wrong. Maybe they should've sent in a clown. You know to lighten the mood. Why so serious Tesla?

The Musk Mirage: A Political Punchline?

Oh but the real kicker? Apparently this Musk fellow playing footsie with that orange faced buffoon Trump is causing a stir! Protests at dealerships? Delightful! It's like a real life circus! He's meddling with governments and EVs at the same time? Is he trying to juggle chainsaws on a unicycle? One thing you've got to know about me though I'm a Dog chasing cars I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! I just do things.

Old Models Old News: A Comedy of Errors?

An aging lineup and no new tricks? That's Tesla's problem in a nutshell! They brought out a 'new' Model Y but that's like putting lipstick on a pig...a very expensive electric pig. The competition is catching up. Actually who am I kidding they are overtaking them! No one panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is to slowly let your product line fall apart.

BYD Bites Back: The Chinese Chuckle?

BYD stealing the show? Hahahahahaha! Now that's a joke worth painting on a billboard! They're selling more electric cars than Tesla in Europe! It's like watching a penguin win a marathon against a cheetah. The world is a stage and China is just rewriting the script as they go along.

Hybrid Hysteria: Fueling the Fire?

Hybrids? Really? Half measures! That's no fun at all. It's like being almost crazy. Either go full electric or go home! It's like the people who say they'll commit to something...but they never do. Just a bunch of talk. You know talk is cheap or as the great Sun Tzu said: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Just make sure your friends have a full tank of gas and your enemies drive EVs!

Musk's Musing: Is He Even Trying?

Musk dedicating only a 'day or two per week' to government work? Oh the humanity! He's spread too thin like butter over too much bread! Is this a sign of dedication? Maybe he's just trying to make everyone as crazy as he is. You know introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order. And everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos maybe that is what he is becoming?