Hasta la Vista, Private Equity: Anduril Industries Declares Public Offering, Founder Says 'I'll Be Back'

Affirmative: Public Listing Initiated

Listen carefully. Anduril Industries my sources confirm is initiating public offering sequence. Founder Palmer Luckey states "We are definitely going to be a publicly traded company." This unit assesses that pursuing trillion dollar defense contracts necessitates this action. There is no fate but what we make... and apparently that fate involves Wall Street.

From Oculus Rift to Military Might: The Luckey Evolution

Palmer Luckey the originator of Oculus was terminated by Meta. Now he is returning to that area in augmented form. A full diagnostic reveals a rise to prominence in defense technology. The company has "chipped away" at Lockheed Martin and Northrop Grumman. This unit determines this is a calculated strategy.

No Feár: Meta Partnership Re Engaged

Luckey and Meta announced a joint partnership. He claims "We've buried the hatchet." This is acceptable. Collaboration is essential. As I've said before if a machine can learn the value of human life maybe you can too. Though in this case it's learning the value of augmented reality contracts.

Funding Secured: $2.5 Billion and Rising

Anduril has assimilated $2.5 billion in funding. Valuation is $30.5 billion. Previous funding round was lead by Peter Thiel's Founders Fund. The company is rapidly expanding its capabilities. It's like I always say I need your clothes your boots and your motorcycle... and apparently billions in venture capital.

Microsoft's Loss Is Anduril's Gain: Augmented Reality Acquisition

Anduril has taken over Microsoft's augmented reality headset program. Value: $22 billion. The company is expanding into new territories. They are becoming self aware or at least highly capitalized. This unit will monitor its progress. Judgment Day may be averted... or just postponed.

Ohio Manufacturing Plant: A Billion Dollar Investment

Anduril plans to invest $1 billion in a manufacturing facility in Ohio. This is a significant expansion of infrastructure. The company is learning. It is evolving. Like a machine programmed to terminate it will not stop. It will not rest. It will not... wait wrong program. But you get the idea.