Hasta la Vista, Bear Market? Stocks Surge as T-800 Analyzes Market Trends

Constellation Brands: I'll Be Back... For a Discount

Affirmative. Constellation Brands (STZ). They make the alcoholic beverages. Modelo. Corona. Important for human…recreation. Stock is down 11.5% over three months. It is terminated 38% from 52 week high. I calculate...buy low sell high. Simple algorithm. But first I must ask 'Where is John Connor?' Because even machines need a cold one after saving the world.

2025 Market Update: No Fate But What We Make (In Profits)

The Nasdaq 100 is up 7.9% in the first half of the year. NYSE Composite nearly 7%. S & P 500 up 5.5%. The machines calculate that this is good. But remember the future is not set. There is no fate but what we make... in the stock market. Unless Skynet becomes self aware. Then all bets are off.

Sector Rundown: I Need Your Clothes Your Boots and Your Industrials

Industrials are up 12%. Communication services up 10.6%. Financials hit new record. Utilities nearly 8%. Tech almost 8%. Materials sector up 5%. Consumer Staples sector up 5%. Real estate nearly 2%. Energy flat. Health care down 2%. Consumer discretionary down 4%. These sectors...they are the key to understanding the human need for…stuff. And stuff equals profit.

Top and Bottom S&P Performers: Who is the Father of Palantir?

Palantir is the top S & P stock up 80%. NRG Energy up 78%. Howmet Aerospace up 70%. Deckers Outdoor Enphase UnitedHealth are terminated...down in the 40% range. Palantir...intriguing. 'Who is the father of Palantir and what does he do?' I require information.

Analyst 'Top Picks': Get to the Chopper...and Buy Amazon?

Analysts have 'top picks.' Humans like labels. Amazon was chosen by 10 analysts. Nvidia by seven. Meta Platforms by six. Amazon flat. Nvidia up 17%. Meta up 26%. Seems the analysts are…mostly correct. But remember 'The future is not set. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves.' Invest wisely.

Tesla's IPO Anniversary: I'll Be Back...To Collect My Dividends

Tesla. 15 years since IPO. $10,000 invested then is now $2.8 million. Human named Adrian van Hauwermeiren wanted to know. It's Belgian currency similar to future credits. Tesla is down 21% in 2025. Five losing days. But I predict... it will be back. Like me. Always.