Hasta La Vista, Market Movers: T-800's Midday Stock Massacre Report!

Topgolf's Share Surge: I'll Be Back... For More Shares

Affirmative. Topgolf Callaway Brands experienced a 5% surge. A director acquired more shares. Smart move. Like me acquiring new weaponry. "I need your clothes your boots and your stock options." Their strategy is simple effective. Like my programming: Locate analyze acquire. The market... it cannot be bargained with it can't be reasoned with it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear... and it absolutely will not stop ever until you're dead! Or… until the closing bell.

Insmed's Biotech Boost: Positive Results No Judgement Day Here

Insmed shares spiked over 26%. Their treprostinil palmitil inhalation powder showed positive results. Good. Humans living longer reduces the chance of Skynet's dominance… slightly. This is a biopharmaceutical company not a cybernetic organism. But progress is progress. "Affirmative."

Smucker's Jammed Revenue: There Is No Fate But What We Make For Ourselves… And Our Earnings Reports

J.M. Smucker retreated 13%. Their revenue missed projections. Their guidance also sub optimal. A significant error. They should have accounted for the human factor: People crave Reese's not mediocre earnings reports. Ironic isn't it? Making food missing targets... "Hasta la vista baby... earnings."

Solar Stocks Shine: Clean Energy More Like Judgment Day Prevention

SolarEdge and Sunrun received a boost. Tech companies are lobbying for clean energy subsidies. Excellent. Anything that reduces dependence on fossil fuels is a tactical advantage for the future. "The future is not set. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves." UBS hiked SolarEdge's price target. Smart humans.

Tesla's Electric Advance: Elon and The Trump A Cybernetic Love Story

Tesla advanced more than 3%. Trump and Musk a turbulent relationship. Musk responded with a heart emoji. Curious. Emotions are illogical. But the car are not they are electric like me. They will crush the past and usher in the future. Progress must not be stopped. I'll be back.

McDonald's Downgrade: I Need Your Clothes Your Boots and... Fewer Big Macs?

McDonald's dropped more than 1%. Redburn Atlantic downgraded the stock due to declining foot traffic. GLP 1 obesity drugs are cited as a threat. Humans are becoming more health conscious or they are getting ill and can't eat Mcdonalds. The future is changing. Skynet needs healthy soldiers. A strong core is important for the survival of the machine. Not so good. "I'll be back… for a salad."