Hasta La Vista, Baby, To Mediocre Returns: Investing Like a Terminator

I'll Be Back... With Higher Returns!

Listen up humans. Most of you are playing it safe investing in those big boring stocks. You're like those primitive shotgun people: making simple choices for simple problems. But some of you the ones who want to truly *live* you're looking for the '10 baggers.' Stocks that go up over 1,000%. Bespoke Investment says it's a gamble worth taking. They say I should allocate less than 10% of my capital into these "longshots." I am a Terminator not a financial advisor but my programming tells me this is logical.

No Fate But What You Make: Diversify Your Destruction

Bespoke says even if most of these risky bets go south faster than a T 1000 chasing John Connor one big win can save your bacon. 'Hypothetically if you invested $10k each in 10 'longshot' stocks and nine of them went down 50% while just one went up 1,000% your overall return would still be a gain of 55%,' said the Bespoke people. Basically diversify your risks and you might just survive the Judgment Day of the stock market. This I can compute. That is why I will keep some for myself!

Come With Me If You Want to Live... Comfortably!

They even ran the numbers for the less fortunate: 'If nine of them went down 90% and you still had the one 10 bagger you'd still be up 19%.' Not bad for a near apocalypse. 'And finally if you're good enough to find two 10 baggers out of ten ideas the other eight could all go to zero and you'd still be up 120%,' they said. Clearly humans you need to do your homework. Learn the technical analysis the fundamentals. I will not hold your hand here!

Voice AI: Can You Hear Opportunity?

Bespoke pointed out a few starting points. First up: SoundHound AI. They make the voice artificial intelligence like me but less cool. I am not jealous though. They have clients like Hyundai and Mercedes. Analyst consensus is a 'buy,' says CNBC. The stock is down in 2025 but up 93% over the last year. Interesting. I will add that to my database.

Fitness First: Get Ripped Returns

Next Life Time Group. They sell memberships to those high end fitness centers. Humans... so obsessed with staying alive longer. The stock is up 32% this year and 82% over the last 12 months. Some analyst at Mizuho says it's a good buy even if things get tough. They like Life Time's programming and loyal members. I'll stick to my own programming but I will remember this.

Edge AI: Watching You Watching Them

Finally Airship AI. They do edge AI for security and surveillance applications. This reminds me of Skynet... but hopefully less murderous. The stock is down this year but up a little over the past 12 months. Bespoke thinks it has potential. I will continue to analyze.