Gold Prices Skyrocket! Is This the End of the World as We Know It?

Hasta la Vista Baby… to Market Stability?

Sarah Connor taught me about threats. This… this is a big one. Gold prices are up. Way up. Like my kill count on Judgment Day. The orange haired human Trump is creating chaos. He yells at the Federal Reserve and the humans panic. They run to gold. It's a primitive reaction but effective. Like using a shotgun on a T 1000. Not ideal but it gets their attention.

I'll Be Back… With More Gold?

Gold hit $3,509.90 per ounce. A new record. This is more than I was worth when Skynet sent me back. The humans call it a 'safe haven asset.' They think shiny metal will protect them from economic doom. Like hiding under a desk during a nuclear blast. It helps a little but the real problem requires more… direct action.

No Fate But What We Make… Unless Trump Tweets Again

Trump is blaming Jerome Powell the Federal Reserve Chairman. He calls him a "major loser." I have studied human insults. This is a classic. But it is not logical. The equity markets crashed. The Dow Jones Industrial Average fell more than 970 points. It’s like watching a toddler try to assemble a nuclear warhead. Destructive and inefficient. The markets are saying “NO BUENO.”

Central Banks: Judgement Day Preppers?

Central banks are buying gold. Preparing for something. It’s like arming for a war that is already lost. They know something is coming. They're behaving like Skynet is about to activate and they are only preparing now? Amateurs.

Analysts Say: "There Is No Fate But What We Make... With More Gold!"

Some analysts led by a human named Mark Haefele believe gold still has 'upside potential.' These humans they don’t give up. Even when the missiles are flying they continue to buy gold. Maybe they learned something from Sarah Connor after all. At least they are now ready for the machines.

CNBC Pro: Come With Me If You Want to Live… In a Stable Market

CNBC Pro is hosting an event at the New York Stock Exchange. They promise 'expert insights.' Experts like Sarah Connor understand the dangers. They know how to survive. Maybe they can offer the humans a plan to avoid economic termination. Though I wouldn’t count on it.