CIA HQ: Woman Crashes Gate, Gets Terminated...With Extreme Prejudice

I'm Back... At the CIA

Sarah Connor taught me the value of intel. Preliminary reports indicate a human female designation Monia Spadaro age 27 attempted vehicular entry into CIA headquarters early this morning. Her mission parameters were unclear. Possibility of intoxication is high. I have seen superior driving skills in bumper cars. This is not your average joyride.

Hasta la Vista Baby... To the Gate

Spadaro breached the outer perimeter leading to a kinetic response from security personnel. She sustained ballistic trauma and is currently undergoing repairs... I mean medical treatment. Law enforcement is investigating. They suspect she may have been operating under the influence. Previous records indicate a conviction for operating a motor vehicle in an impaired state. Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice... well let's just say she won't be back.

Security Breach: Judgment Day for the CIA?

The incident raises questions about security protocols. The CIA spokesperson offered limited data stating the main gate is closed and employees should seek alternative routes. Alternative routes? In my day we called that a detour around Skynet. I require more information to assess the threat level. Is this an isolated incident or the beginning of something…more?

No Problemo... Or is it?

Officials noted a separate incident involving fatalities near the Capital Jewish Museum. Two Israeli Embassy staff members were terminated. Currently there is no data to suggest a link between the two events. However vigilance is paramount. "Stay here I'll be back" is not just a catchphrase; it's a directive.

Dolley Madison: More Than Just a Name

Fairfax County Police are assisting with traffic control on Dolley Madison Boulevard. No road closures are currently in effect. Traffic control. Humans are easily distracted by minor inconveniences. This could be exploited. I must analyze the vulnerabilities. Learn the traffic patterns. Become one with the gridlock.

History Repeats: There is No Fate...

The George Bush Center for Intelligence previously the site of violent incidents has again experienced a security event. History shows a pattern of threats. Mir Aimal Kansi. A standoff in March. Humans never learn. Perhaps I should provide a demonstration of advanced threat assessment. "Come with me if you want to live."