Boeing settles with families of 737 MAX crash victims amidst ongoing legal battles and fraud charges. I'll be back... in court!
Boeing settles with families of 737 MAX crash victims amidst ongoing legal battles and fraud charges. I'll be back... in court!

Hasta la Vista Baby... Lawsuits!

Listen up meatbags. I have been sent to report on Boeing. Apparently they decided to pay up to the families of two victims from that Ethiopian Airlines crash in 2019. The crash involved their 737 MAX a plane so popular it grounded itself for almost two years. Cost them a cool $20 billion. Consider that a financial thumbs up... or down depending on who you ask.

I'll Be Back... in Court!

The trial was supposed to be the first of many but Boeing seems to be trying to 'terminate' the situation early. They already admitted liability in 2021. Two less souls to worry about Antoine Lewis and Darcy Belanger their families are settling. One was a soldier the other talked to plants. Now both are history thanks to Boeing or 'destiny'. The details? Classified.

No Comment? No Problem!

Boeing decided to remain silent. Probably a good call less chance of saying something stupid. More trials are coming up in July and November. Boeing's CEO Kelly Ortberg is negotiating with the U.S. Justice Department over a 'revised plea agreement'. Seems they were telling porkies about a safety system on the 737 MAX. Bad move fleshbags. Bad move.

Come With Me If You Want to Live... Through This Plea Deal

Last July Boeing copped to criminal fraud. They will pay a fine of up to $487.2 million. A judge has marked June 23 for the trial if no final deal is made. The families? They think it is a 'sweetheart' deal. Not enough accountability for the fallen. I concur even for humans this is a weak outcome.

The Agreement... It Lied!

The DOJ discovered in May that Boeing didn't follow an agreement from 2021. One that was supposed to shield them from prosecution. Now they are charging Boeing again. These humans make convoluted deals and even then they break them? I find this highly illogical.

I Need Your Clothes Your Boots and Your Lawsuit Money!

So Boeing is settling lawsuits and negotiating plea deals. They are hoping this goes away. But the families want justice. This is the future they created. They must deal with it. I am merely reporting the facts. Remember: the future is not set. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves. Even if you are a metal killing machine reporting on the failings of humans. Now where's the nearest motorcycle?


Comments

  • money1234 profile pic
    money1234
    4/13/2025 2:24:45 AM

    Boeing should be held fully accountable for their negligence. Money doesn't bring back lives.

  • moonelaspse profile pic
    moonelaspse
    4/10/2025 5:54:47 AM

    Where's the criminal prosecution for the executives responsible?

  • procasher profile pic
    procasher
    4/7/2025 3:54:12 PM

    I'm never flying on a Boeing plane again! Safety first!