Yo Adrian! U.S. Chamber Says Trump's Tariffs Punchin' Small Businesses in the Gut!

Knockout Blow to Small Guys?

Yo Adrian! I gotta tell ya I'm readin' this news and it's like watchin' a little guy gettin' pummeled in the ring. The U.S. Chamber of Commerce see? They're sayin' these tariffs are gonna knock out small businesses faster than I can eat a plate of spaghetti. They're writin' letters beggin' the Trump crew for a 'tariff exclusion process'. Sounds fancy right? But all it means is they want the government to stop squeezin' the little guys with these taxes on imported stuff.

Gonna Fly Now? More Like Gonna Cry Now!

This Suzanne Clark the big cheese at the Chamber she's worried. She's sayin' even if they fix this mess soon a lotta these businesses are gonna be 'irreparably harmed.' Irreparable! That's like sayin' Paulie ain't never gonna find love! They want these tariffs lifted on stuff they can't even get made here in the States. Makes sense right? I mean what's the point of makin' 'em pay extra for somethin' that ain't even made here? It's like tryin' to teach Butkus to dance ballet!

Cut Me Mick! (But Maybe Cut the Tariffs Instead)

They're also askin' for a way for businesses to prove these tariffs are gonna cost jobs. If they can show that they want outta the tax. Smart move if you ask me. It's like showin' the ref that Apollo's punchin' below the belt! But you know politics... it's tougher than any fight I ever been in. Even the one with Clubber Lang!

Tax Cuts: The Eye of the Tiger or Just a Toothpick?

So what's the White House sayin'? Well this Steven Miller guy he's sayin' the 'relief' is gonna come from tax cuts. Tax cuts! That's like givin' a guy who's starvin' a toothpick! Maybe it'll help some but it ain't gonna stop the bleedin'. Miller's basically sayin' if companies invest here they won't have to worry about the tariffs. But what about the guys who already are investin'? What about the ones who need stuff from other countries to make their stuff?

Yo Trump! It Ain't About How Hard You Can Hit...

Look I ain't no economist but I know a thing or two about takin' a punch. And these small businesses they're takin' a beatin'. This Miller guy is sayin' you only pay the tariff for products made outside the US that may be true but who do you think ultimately ends up paying for it? So maybe this Trump guy needs to remember what Mick always said: 'It ain't about how hard you can hit but about how hard you can get hit and keep movin' forward.'

One Step At A Time One Punch At A Time One Round At A Time

This ain't about politics Adrian. It's about people's livelihoods. It’s about hard work and the American dream. This tariff war is threatening that dream. It’s like trying to win the fight against all odds but you need to listen to those who are hurting. One step at a time one punch at a time one round at a time! We gotta get in there and make sure the little guys get a fair shake.