Yo Adrian! Trump's 'Big, Beautiful' Bill Punches a $2.4 Trillion Hole in America's Wallet!

Gonna Fly Now... Straight Into Debt?

Yo Adrian I gotta tell ya this whole thing with Trump's 'big beautiful bill' is makin' my head spin faster than Apollo Creed in round one. The Congressional Budget Office them smart guys with the numbers they're sayin' it's gonna add like two point four TRILLION dollars to the national debt over the next ten years! That's a lot of clams Adrian! More than I ever made fightin' that's for sure. It's like tryin' to knock out Drago seems impossible!

Cut Me Mick! But Don't Cut the Budget!

See the bill's supposed to cut spending but it cuts taxes even more by like three point seven trillion! It's like givin' someone a right hook with one hand and lettin' 'em steal your wallet with the other. Some folks are sayin' it's gonna blow up the deficit like Mickey yellin' at me for not protectin' myself. He always said 'Women weaken legs!' But this bill weakens the whole dang country!

The Senate's Gonna Rumble!

Now this thing's gotta go through the Senate and they're already lookin' at it sideways. Some of those guys are like 'Whoa hold on a minute this is gonna bankrupt us!' Senator Ron Johnson he's callin' it 'grotesque' and 'immoral'! That's harsh even for a Philly street fighter like me. It's like gettin' called out by Apollo before the bell even rings.

Elon Musk Enters the Ring!

And get this even Elon Musk the guy who used to work with Trump on that DOGE thing he's thrown his hat in the ring! He's callin' the bill a 'disgusting abomination'! Seems like everyone's got an opinion just like when I walked into that pet shop lookin' for a reptile. Even the turtles had somethin' to say!

Trump's Corner: One Big Punch!

But Trump he's not budging. He wants the GOP to pass this thing no help from the Democrats using some kinda fancy move called 'reconciliation'. He wants it done by July 4th! That's like demandin' a knockout in the first round. Even I needed fifteen rounds to beat Apollo! And they're tryin' to say the CBO the number crunchers are wrong! That's like sayin' Adrian doesn't love me!

Yo Adrian! We Gotta Think!

So there you have it. This bill's a real heavyweight bout Adrian. Lots of punches lots of opinions and a whole lotta money on the line. We gotta keep an eye on this Adrian. Gotta make sure Uncle Sam doesn't end up broke livin' in a cardboard box like some of those guys down by the docks. Because if he does I'm gonna have to train even harder to pay my taxes. Talk to you later Adrian.