Yo Adrian! Trump Sends National Guard to L.A., Says 'Yo, Rioters, You're Done!'

Yo What's Going On?

Listen folks your favorite palooka from Philly Rocky Balboa here. I gotta tell ya I saw some news today that made me wanna climb the Art Museum steps all over again. This time it ain't about Apollo Creed it's about all this hullabaloo in L.A. Seems like President Trump is sendin' in the National Guard like a right hook to the jaw of these immigration protests.

Trump's Call: Ding Ding Round One!

The White House is sayin' these protests are gettin' outta hand like a brawl at Mickey's gym. They’re talkin’ 'violent mobs' and attacks on ICE fellas. The President he's usin' his authority just like when I had to go fifteen rounds with Drago. He's federalizing the National Guard which usually answers to the Gov Gavin Newsom. It's like me tellin' Paulie what to do – sometimes it works sometimes…well ya know Paulie!

Newsom's Got a Beef: 'Adrian He's Messin' Things Up!'

Now Gov. Newsom he ain't too happy. He's callin' the move 'purposefully inflammatory,' like Apollo callin' me out for a rematch. Says it's gonna make things worse and that L.A. can handle its own problems. It's a real back and forth like me tryin' to understand what Adrian's sayin' sometimes. 'Yo Adrian tell me what you mean!'.

Marines On Deck? 'I Must Break You... and the Protests!'

And get this if things get really ugly they're talkin' about bringin' in the Marines! From Camp Pendleton! It's like sendin' in Clubber Lang for a tag team match. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is all 'If this keeps up the Marines are comin'.' It's gettin' intense like when I was trainin' in Siberia choppin' wood and liftin' rocks.

Social Media Sparring: 'Eye of the Tiger or Just Clowning Around?'

Trump's on Truth Social takin' victory laps before the fight's even over! He's sayin' the National Guard's doin' a 'great job' before they even get there. He even took a swipe at 'Governor Gavin Newscum' and the mayor of L.A. I tell ya this is more drama than me tryin' to raise money for the zoo. Vice President Vance is callin' the protestors 'insurrectionists.' Everyone's throwin' punches on the internet!

The Real Knockout? Finding a Solution!

Look at the end of the day it's about people gettin' hurt. A labor leader got injured while watchin' the protests. It's a mess like when I tried to cook Thanksgiving dinner. I hope they can find a way to cool things down and talk it out. 'Cause as I always say 'It ain't about how hard you can hit but about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.' And right now everybody's takin' a beatin'.