Yo Adrian! Sports Team Valuations Are Punch Drunk!

Gonna Fly Now... Or Maybe Not So High?

Yo Adrian it's me Rock. I been readin' this thing from CNBC Sport see? This fella Gerry Cardinale from RedBird Capital he's sayin' sports team prices are goin' crazy! Like Apollo Creed in his prime just swingin' for the fences with these numbers. He says he's "pencils down" on buyin' any big U.S. teams right now. Thinks it's a bubble like when I thought I could beat Clubber Lang without trainin'. Big mistake!

The Eye of the Tiger... Or Just Dollar Signs?

They say ownin' a team is recession proof like a good left hook always reliable. But Cardinale's lookin' at the long game. He's seein' that these prices are based on media deals goin' up forever. But what if they don't Adrian? What if the slope of the curve flattens out? That's what Cardinale's wonderin'. It's like me wonderin' if I can still go 15 rounds... gotta be realistic ya know?

Minority Report: No Say No Way!

This Cardinale fella ain't interested in no measly 10% stake. He wants to be in charge like me in the ring! He wants to call the shots not just sit on the sidelines. He wants to have a partnership in the governance of the business. Otherwise it’s like tryin' to train without Mick. Ya gotta have someone in your corner see?

No Research? That's a Knockout Blow!

Cardinale's got a point Adrian. He's sayin' there ain't enough research on these teams like Forbes and CNBC Sport do see? Most of 'em ain't public so it's hard to figure out how they're gonna make money. It's like tryin' to win a fight without knowin' your opponent. Ya gotta do your homework kid!

Baseball's Got a Secret Weapon?

Now this gets interestin'. This Cardinale he's got a piece of the Red Sox and the Yankees! He's talkin' 'bout baseball takin' back the local rights and makin' a new company. He's tryin' to bring the big and small markets together. It's like me tryin' to bring the world together one punch at a time! But baseball’s got challenges like trying to understand what Mickey is saying sometimes…

UFL: Could it be the NFL's Understudy?

And get this Adrian! He's talkin' 'bout the UFL that new spring football league. The guy from CNBC Alex is beggin' him to make it a feeder league for the NFL. Like the NBA's G League or baseball's minor leagues. Give these young quarterbacks like Trey Lance a chance to prove themselves. Could be a contender Adrian a real contender! If the UFL turns out good the only thing left to figure out is what to feed the turtles.