Yo Adrian! Eutelsat's Stock Rockets! French State Steps In Like a Real Champ!

Gonna Fly Now! Eutelsat's Soaring High!

Yo Adrian! You wouldn't believe it. Eutelsat this satellite company their stock just went through the roof! Like when I trained for Drago in Russia climbing mountains and liftin' logs... only this time it's money climbin' up the charts! They got a big ol' injection of cash like a shot of pure adrenaline 1.35 billion euros from the French state and other big shots. Makes you wanna shout 'Adrian!' from the rooftops!

The French State's Corner: A Knockout Punch!

The French government see they're steppin' into the ring buyin' up a big chunk of Eutelsat almost 30%! That's like me landin' a right hook on Apollo Creed! They wanna be the biggest shareholder callin' the shots. And some company from India they're in on it too. It's like a tag team match Adrian only with satellites!

Low Earth Orbit? Sounds Like a Punch to the Gut!

All this money they're gonna use it to beef up their Low Earth Orbit stuff. I don't know nothin' 'bout orbits Adrian but it sounds important. They're sellin' services to businesses and governments. It's like sellin' hope see? Except this hope comes from space! And they're doin' deals with the French army too like givin' them priority access. Remember what Mickey said: 'Women weaken legs!' Well maybe satellites strengthen armies! Who knows?

OneWeb Dream: Like Round 15 All Over Again!

They hooked up with this British company OneWeb last year. Made 'em the third biggest satellite slingers in the world. It's like when I fought Tommy Gunn Adrian... a new partnership full of potential but ya gotta work for it ya know? This OneWeb is kinda like a European alternative to Starlink. Remember that name Adrian Starlink cuz those guys are always hangin' around. It is like a Star Wars movie out here except we are the Starlink alternative instead of a force awakens!

Macron's in the Ring: Ensuring Independence!

Even the French President Macron is talkin' about it! He says it's 'ensuring its strategic independence' and 'paving the way for Europe's.' Sounds like he's takin' it real serious Adrian. He's gonna talk about it at some big Air Show too. Politicians always makin' speeches. Makes you wanna train harder just to be heard through actions ya know?

From Ukraine to the Stars: It Ain't Over 'Til It's Over!

There was talk that Eutelsat might replace Starlink in Ukraine too. Crazy world ain't it Adrian? One minute you're fightin' in a ring the next you're talkin' 'bout satellites and wars. But like I always say 'It ain't over 'til it's over!' So good for Eutelsat. They’re lookin' like they are goin' the distance!