Tesla to the Moon? Poki Reacts to Wild $500 Price Target!

OMG Tesla's Going Full Send!

Okay fam so I saw this article right? And my brain almost exploded. Apparently this Wedbush dude Dan Ives thinks Tesla is like *the* most undervalued AI play out there. He's saying it could basically double by the end of next year. Double! As a certified gamer that's like finding a hidden cheat code IRL. He's got a $500 price target. My initial reaction? Is this guy for real? But hey free content so I am here for it. It is like that saying 'I am going to touch grass soon' soon never comes.

Robotaxis: Are We Living in the Future or a Sci Fi Movie?

The real kicker? Robotaxis! Apparently Tesla's launching these bad boys in Austin. Like actual driverless cars. It's like 'The Jetsons' but instead of flying cars we have self driving Teslas. Imagine ordering one with Uber eats at 3 am. I am here for it. Ives thinks this could pump Tesla's market cap to $2 trillion by 2026. That's like more money than I'll ever make streaming even with all the subs... okay maybe not. This is a reminder to buy my merch link in bio.

Cybercabs and the AI Apocalypse (Maybe)

And next year? Cybercabs! Full scale production! Sounds like something out of 'Cyberpunk 2077,' tbh. But Ives is serious. He thinks this whole autonomous thing is Tesla's chance to become an AI overlord and license that tech to other companies. It is giving the same energy when I say 'I will get better at Valorant'. I'm not sure how I feel about being driven around by a robot but hey at least I can blame the car for being late.

Trump Card? Political Shenanigans Incoming

Okay this is where it gets spicy. Ives is saying Trump might help Tesla by like cutting through all the red tape. Apparently it's a 'BFF/frenemy situation' between Musk and Trump. Drama! But the idea is Trump wants the US to win the 'AI Arms Race' against China. I didn't even know that was a thing. But hey if it means less regulations for Tesla maybe my self driving Uber will actually show up on time. I still do not think it is a good idea but alright here we are.

The Analysts are Fighting! Grab Your Popcorn!

So the analysts are all over the place on Tesla. Some are like 'BUY BUY BUY!' Others are like 'SELL SELL SELL!' It's like watching a Twitch chat after I accidentally say something slightly controversial. Chaos! Honestly I have no idea what to do with my money so I am just going to stick to what I know. Like the time I said I was 'too good' at Among Us. Still getting roasted for that one. Moral of the story? Invest at your own risk kids. And maybe don't trust everything you hear on the internet... except for me of course.

So... Should You YOLO Your Life Savings into Tesla?

Look I'm a streamer not a financial advisor. Do not take financial advice from me. I say dumb things all the time. Remember when I said pineapple on pizza was acceptable? Yeah don't listen to me. But hey if you're feeling lucky and want to gamble on the robotaxi future maybe throw a few shekels at Tesla. But don't come crying to me if it all goes south. And hey maybe one day those robotaxis will be playing my stream on their dashboard. Now *that's* an investment I can get behind. Stay safe and remember to hydrate!