Shaq-Attack on My Crypto Portfolio! Poki Reacts to Shaq's $1.8M FTX Settlement!

Broke imane? Not Today!

Okay besties spill the tea! I saw this headline about Shaq coughing up $1.8 million over the whole FTX mess and well my jaw dropped harder than when I see a perfectly cooked steak. Apparently big Shaqy promoted FTX and now he's paying up to settle claims he misled investors. I'm over here thinking 'Did he even watch my stream where I said crypto is sus?' Guess not! *face palm*

Trust Issues: From Simps to Crypto Bros

So Shaq was basically telling everyone to trust FTX. It's like telling my viewers to trust me when I say I won't rage quit during a Valorant match... which let's be real is a bold faced lie. But seriously you gotta be careful who you trust chat! Especially when it involves your hard earned cash. This whole thing reminds me of that time I accidentally dyed my hair green. Trust no one not even yourself.

The Plot Thickens (Like My Boba)

The lawsuit claims Shaq made FTX look like a legit investment especially at live events and on social media. Guys I do promotions too but I always try to keep it real. I mean I'm not gonna shill something I don't believe in. That's just not the Poki way! Authenticity is key even if it means turning down a few *cough* questionable *cough* sponsorships.

Tom & Gisele Escaped? Lucky Ducks!

Apparently other celebs like Tom Brady Gisele Bündchen and Steph Curry got their cases dismissed but Shaq was still tangled in the web. Awkward! It's like when I'm trying to sneak a cookie during stream and everyone sees me. No escape! Props to Shaq for stepping up though. Even if it's costing him a cool $1.8 mil. That's a lot of Boba.

Shaq's Defense: 'I Was Just a Paid Spokeperson!'

Shaq's excuse? "I was just a paid spokesperson!" Okay Shaq but with great power comes great responsibility right? Just because someone hands you a check doesn't mean you should blindly promote their stuff. Do your research people! It's like when you're deciding which streamer to simp for. Choose wisely!

Poki's Crypto Advice: Tread Carefully!

Honestly this whole FTX saga is a mess. Shaq said he avoids crypto because he doesn't understand it. Smart man! If something seems too good to be true it probably is. So take it from your girl Poki: Do your research be skeptical and maybe just stick to donating to my channel instead. Just kidding... mostly! But seriously be careful out there chat! Don't let your money disappear faster than my sanity during a Just Chatting stream.