OMG! Iran and Israel are Fighting?! Is This My Villain Origin Story?!

Air Raid Sirens? More Like Hair Raid Sirens!

Okay besties so I woke up this morning and the TL is EXPLODING! Apparently Iran and Israel are having a *major* disagreement and by disagreement I mean missiles are flying. Like actual missiles. Air raid sirens are going off in Tel Aviv and Jerusalem and honestly it sounds like a movie plot. I just hope everyone's staying safe no cap! This is like the real life version of a high stakes Valorant match but with way higher stakes ya know?

Tehran Will Burn?! Is That a New Perfume?

So Israel's defense minister Israel Katz (yas queen slay with the name!) straight up threatened that 'Tehran will burn' if Iran keeps launching missiles. Like whoa. That's a *little* more intense than me threatening to ban someone from my chat for being a hater right? But like violence is never the answer okay? Can't we all just get along and play some Among Us? Maybe find the imposter diplomatically? Just a thought!

US Bases Next? Hold My Boba!

And THEN Iran’s like 'Oh yeah? Well we're gonna hit U.S. bases too!' Okay this is where I start to get a *little* worried. I mean I love my American viewers and I definitely don't want anything happening to them! Plus if the internet goes down how am I supposed to stream?! It's a disaster I tell you a DISASTER!

Iron Dome? More Like Diamond Dome!

But here's the good news! Israel's got their 'Iron Dome' missile defense system doing its thing intercepting those pesky rockets. 'Iron Dome,' sounds kinda like a Minecraft base I built once! You know diamond armor fully enchanted. But seriously thank goodness for technology that keeps people safe. Big respect to the engineers!

Trump's Take? 'Finest Equipment Baby!'

Of course Trump had to chime in saying Israel has the 'finest equipment in the world which is American equipment.' Okay Mr. President we get it you're proud. But maybe a *little* less boasting and a *little* more peace brokering huh? Just a suggestion! Maybe he should try streaming to work things out? ??

Stocks Down? Blame the Missiles!

And of course all this chaos is messing with the stock market. The Dow dropped like my viewers when I accidentally showed my real address on stream that one time (still not over it!). Seriously though it's a reminder that real world events have real world consequences. Let's hope things calm down soon for everyone's sake. And maybe invest in snacks. Just in case. You know for the apocalypse. Or just a really long gaming session. ??