Jim Cramer's Crystal Ball: Is It Still Accurate?

Mad Money Mad Gains?

Okay fam so CNBC's 'Mad Money' is turning 20! Congrats to Jim Cramer and the whole crew. Twenty years of yelling about stocks...that's dedication. But the real question is does his advice actually work? They're bragging about some of his charitable trust picks like Costco Nvidia and Apple. Apparently if you bought when Jimmy boy did you'd be swimming in that Twitch Prime money. 1,000% on Apple?! My emotes could buy a Lambo!

Costco Runs!

Costco? Really? Okay I get it. Everyone loves a good bulk buy. But 242%?! That's enough Kirkland Signature everything to last me until the next ice age. I wonder if Cramer buys his gaming snacks in bulk there too. Imagine him yelling 'LIGHTNING ROUND: PROTEIN BARS!' Anyway good for him. Maybe I should start taking stock tips from the guy...or maybe not. Remember that time I tried to cook on stream? Yeah let's stick to gaming.

Material World: Not Looking So Materialistic

Alright let's get serious for a sec... or as serious as I *can* get. The S&P Materials sector is looking kinda sad. Flat for the year and down from its high? Yikes. Vulcan and Martin Marietta are getting hammered. Down 10% and 6.5% respectively?! Sounds like someone needs a hug... and maybe a new investment strategy. Maybe they should try streaming. Much more stable right? *nervous laughter*

Caterpillar's Crawl

Oh no even Caterpillar is feeling the pain. Down 22% in three months? That's rough buddy. Looks like someone needs a power up. Maybe they should try some of my gaming strats. I could teach them the 'Pokimane peek' for the stock market. You know just a little peak to see if things are going up or down. Disclaimer: I am not a financial advisor. Don't sue me!

Tech Titans Tumble (Slightly)

Okay Meta Microsoft Robinhood... they're all reporting earnings. Meta's down 18% Microsoft's down 11% and even Robinhood is taking a hit. What is going on!? Are they all watching my streams instead of running their companies? I mean I'm flattered but come on guys! Get it together! You're making my portfolio nervous. Remember to invest responsibly kids! I only spend money on the games I play. And rent. And food. Okay maybe I'm not the best role model for financial advice.

Cruising for a Bruising?

Cruise lines! Norwegian Carnival Royal Caribbean Viking... they're all up this week but still way down from their January highs. Maybe people are finally realizing that being stuck on a giant floating petri dish isn't the most appealing vacation. Just kidding! I'm sure they're lovely... if you like buffets and seasickness. I think I'll stick to streaming from the comfort of my own home. Less chance of getting the flu. Anyway Starbucks reported! They missed estimates and the stock is down. I'm going to go cry into my latte now. Bye fam!