Harvard Gets Canceled? Trump Admin Pulls the Plug on $100M Contracts!

Hold Up Did Someone Say 'Canceled'?

Okay stream fam spill the tea! Apparently the Trump administration is pulling a 'no cap' move and trying to ditch all their remaining federal contracts with Harvard. Like $100 million worth! That’s enough for a lifetime supply of boba… or you know actual education. I’m just saying!

Tea Time: The 'Discrimination' Drama

So why the sudden breakup? Apparently the U.S. General Services Administration (GSA) sent a spicy letter claiming Harvard is still stuck in the past with 'race discrimination' in admissions and campus life. It's giving me major 'can't we all just get along' vibes but with a side of legal battle.

Taxpayer Dollars Go Brrr... Or Do They?

The GSA is all like "We gotta protect those taxpayer dollars and make sure they go to people who are all about fairness and the 'national interest'." Which honestly sounds like a pretty valid point. But also… is this just politics? *adjusts glasses* Hmmm…

International Students Caught in the Crossfire?!

Remember that time the Trump administration tried to ban international students from Harvard? Yeah that was a wild ride. A judge put a temporary stop to that chaos but it just shows how messy things are getting. Honestly it's giving me flashbacks to that time I accidentally muted myself during a live stream. So awkward!

$2.2 Billion Frozen?! That's a LOT of Sims Money

Last month they FROZE $2.2 billion in federal grants! All because Harvard wouldn't ditch their diversity equity and inclusion programs and wouldn't start giving international students ideological exams. Ideological exams? Sounds like something out of a dystopian novel no? Like what even IS that? Also can you imagine what kind of PC I could build with 2.2 billion? Or maybe finally buy that alpaca farm I've been dreaming about. Priorities!

Trade Schools to the Rescue?

President Trump even tweeted about taking the frozen Harvard funds and giving them to TRADE SCHOOLS. "Give it to TRADE SCHOOLS all across our land"! Is that even possible? I mean I’m all for supporting different educational paths but… yikes. This is getting more dramatic than my last Among Us game. I think what's really happening is that maybe Harvard should get their priorities straight like how I get my streaming schedule straight every week for you guys!