Believe It! X Marks the Spot for Another Outage!

Rasengan... of Error Messages!

Hey everyone Naruto Uzumaki here future Hokage believe it! So I heard some crazy stuff happened this weekend. Apparently X you know the place where everyone yells their opinions into the void totally konked out! Like *poof* gone! Thousands of people couldn't post their ramen reviews or argue about which jutsu is the coolest. Talk about a shadow clone jutsu of disappointment!

Downdetector's Ninja Scroll

This 'Downdetector' thingy was going wild! It's like a super advanced sensor that can tell when the world's chakra is unbalanced. Apparently over 25,000 people were screaming into the void that X was down. It was like everyone simultaneously tried to summon Gamabunta and the poor toad was all 'Nah I'm good!' The worst was around 8:30 AM ET. Early birds got no worms just error messages believe it!

Nine Tailed Server Crash!

Seems like the issue was mostly cleared up by 9:55 AM ET. Only 2,000 people were still having problems. That's like a whole squad of ninja still stuck in a genjutsu of buffering! I bet even Kakashi sensei would've been late to the party if he was trying to tweet about his favorite Icha Icha Paradise chapter.

The Musk Mystery Jutsu

Now the big boss Musk the guy who owns this X thing he's been pretty quiet so far. Like a super secret Anbu Black Op! But last time this happened he blamed a 'massive cyberattack.' He said it was done with a lot of resources which sounds like a Sharingan level threat! Maybe Orochimaru's back at it again trying to take over social media this time!

Believe It! X plosions are becoming a common thing!

I remember reading that X also had a widespread outage in March. If these explosions keep happening it's going to be a big problem. I mean I want to be able to post about my ramen addiction! It's like I am stuck in a genjutsu.

Stay Tuned Dattebayo!

Alright folks that's all the intel I've got for now. I'll keep you updated as soon as I hear more. In the meantime maybe go outside touch some grass and practice your Rasengan. Just try not to blow up anything important! Dattebayo! And remember don't give up never surrender! Even when your internet connection does.