Believe It! Warren Buffett DIDN'T Say That About Trump's Tariffs!?

Fake News Jutsu! Buffett's NOT a Trump Fanboy?!

Okay okay listen up! It's Naruto Uzumaki here future Hokage and purveyor of truth... mostly! So apparently there's this crazy rumor going around that Warren Buffett this super smart money guy is suddenly best buds with ex President Trump because of his tariff policies. Seriously?! Turns out it's all a Genjutsu! A big fat stinky smokescreen jutsu! Berkshire Hathaway Buffett's company had to come out and say it ain't true. 'Believe it!' Buffett didn't say any of that stuff! It's like saying I suddenly decided ramen is gross! Never gonna happen!

Tariffs? More Like Troubles!

So what does the real Warren Buffett think about these tariffs anyway? Well he's not exactly singing their praises. He basically said they're like a hidden tax – 'The tooth fairy doesn't pay 'em!' he said. Who knew old man Buffett was so funny? Seriously though he's worried that tariffs are gonna make things more expensive for everyone. It's like raising the price of ramen right before I get my paycheck! Unacceptable!

Trade War? Sounds Like a Real Drag on!

Buffett's also worried about a trade war. Sounds like a real pain right? He thinks if countries start slapping taxes on each other's stuff it could slow down the whole world economy. He said it's 'an act of war to some degree.' Whoa heavy stuff! Back in 2019 he was even more worried when the U.S. and China were fighting over trade. He said a trade war would be bad for everyone. It's like the Fourth Great Ninja War all over again but with spreadsheets instead of ninjas! No one wants that!

Bear Markets: Buffett's 'Rasengan' for Bargain Stocks!

So Trump's tariff news has the stock market a little shaken up. There's even talk of a 'bear market,' which is when the market drops a lot. But guess what? Buffett's actually kinda chill about it! He thinks bear markets are 'an investor's best friend.' Sounds crazy right? But he basically means it's a chance to buy stocks when they're cheap. It's like getting ramen on sale! Who can resist that?

Buffett's Sage Advice: Believe in the Future!

Back in 2008 during the big financial crisis Buffett told everyone to buy stocks even though things looked scary. He said that companies always find ways to grow and make money over time. He even said to continue investing even if you are scared! Its like believing in yourself even when you fail the academy! It's like he's channeling my inner 'never give up' spirit! Believe it!

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