Believe It! Trump's Trade Guru Says Tariff Troubles Are Just a Genjutsu!

Dattebayo! Hassett's Got the Will of Fire for Trade!

Alright listen up! This Kevin Hassett dude one of President Trump's main guys for figuring out money stuff is super confident that those meanie judges who threw out the tariffs are totally wrong! He's like 'Believe it! We're gonna win this!' He says America's been getting the short end of the stick for too long and these tariffs are our Rasengan to make things right!

Shadow Clone Jutsu... of Tariffs?

So these judges on the Court of International Trade they're saying Trump went overboard with these tariffs. They're supposed to stop bad stuff from coming into America like those dangerous drugs. But the judges are like 'Nope not good enough!' It's like trying to use a Shadow Clone Jutsu to fix a leaky roof totally ineffective!

Fentanyl Fight: More Than Just a Talk no Jutsu!

Hassett's really fired up about this dattebayo! He's saying these judges are like trying to slow down a super important mission. He's all riled up about the fentanyl crisis and thinks these judges don't get it. He's sure that when they appeal they'll win. It's like when I lost to Neji in the Chunin Exams but I came back stronger believe it!

Secret Plan? More Like a Hidden Jutsu!

Now Hassett says they have other options like some secret jutsu hidden in trade laws! But they're not gonna use 'em right now. He says they're super duper confident that the judges are wrong. It's like having the Nine Tailed Fox power but not needing to use it just yet! We will see who is the real ninja Dattebayo!

Activist Judges? More Like Rogue Ninja!

Hassett called them 'activist judges.' Sounds like some rogue ninja trying to mess with the Hokage's plans believe it! He thinks they're trying to slow things down when America's just trying to make fair deals. It's like when Orochimaru tried to mess with the Chunin Exams total chaos!

Believe It! The Future Hokage... of Trade!

So yeah that's the deal. Hassett's super confident even if these judges are throwing roadblocks. He's got the Will of Fire and he's ready to fight for America's trade. I Naruto Uzumaki believe in him! (Mostly because I don't understand any of this trade stuff but he sounds really sure believe it!)