Believe It! Trump's Shadow Clone Jutsu on the Federal Reserve?!

Dattebayo! What's This Fuss About?

Alright alright listen up! Naruto Uzumaki here reporting live from… well my couch. Turns out President Trump and the Federal Reserve Chairman Powell are throwing some serious shade at each other! It's like Sasuke and me arguing over who gets the last ramen… except with bigger consequences! Apparently Trump thinks Powell isn't lowering interest rates enough and Goolsbee is all like 'Hold on independence is key!' Believe it!

Rasengan vs. Recession: The Stakes are High!

This Goolsbee dude is saying that if politicians start messing with the Fed it's gonna be a disaster! Higher inflation worse growth higher unemployment… Sounds like a jutsu gone wrong ya know? He's saying we gotta let the Fed do its thing or we're all gonna be stuck eating expired instant ramen! Nobody wants that believe it!

Shadow Chair Jutsu? Seriously?!

The rumors are flying faster than my Rasengan! Apparently Trump might try to sneak in a 'shadow chair' to boss around Powell. Talk about a sneaky move! It's like Orochimaru trying to take over someone's body! I gotta say this is getting intense believe it!

Can't Fire Me Dattebayo!

Powell is standing his ground though. He's all like 'I can't be fired!' He's planning to stick around until 2026. Talk about stubbornness matching my own! Good for him! You gotta protect your ninja way even if it means taking on the Hokage… or uh the President in this case believe it!

The Sage's Words of Wisdom (Sort Of)

Goolsbee before he got all official Fed like said all the smarty pants economists agree: Fed independence is a must! He’s like look at the countries that don't have it – total chaos! Think of it like this: you can't have a good bowl of ramen without the right ingredients. Mess with the ingredients (or the Fed) and you end up with something that tastes like… well not ramen believe it!

Get Your Tickets! (But Stay Away From My Ramen!)

And last but not least some important business ey folks have a big shindig at the New York Stock Exchange on June 12th! Interactive Pro clinics are happening! Now I might not know the first thing about the stock market but if I get free ramen I'm so in! So don't mess with the Fed people or you'll mess with my ramen and nobody wants to see me get angry believe it!