Believe It! Trump's HHS Overhaul Jutsu Blocked by Judge! (And 10,000 Jobs Saved!)

Rasengan of Relief! The Trump Plan Gets Shadow Clone Jutsu ed!

Believe it! So there was this HUGE plan by the old Trump administration to mess with the Department of Health and Human Services you know the folks who keep us healthy and stuff. They wanted to shuffle things around like switching ramen bowls in front of me and fire a TON of people – like 10,000! That's more than all the villagers who doubted me when I was a kid! But guess what? A judge stepped in like Kakashi sensei saving us from Zabuza and said 'Nope! Not on my watch!' Dattebayo!

10,000 Ninjas Avoid the Edo Tensei... I Mean Layoffs!

Seriously these guys wanted to cut the HHS workforce from 82,000 to 62,000! That's like losing a whole army of Leaf Village ninja! The states led by some smart folks like that Attorney General James from New York were like 'Hold up! This is messing with important stuff!' They argued that cutting so many jobs would leave key offices unable to do their ninja...err I mean important work! Imagine if I lost all my shadow clones – I'd never be able to master the Rasengan! It would be like the 4th great ninja war all over again!

The Judge's Summoning Jutsu: A Shield for Healthcare!

This judge a lady named DuBose is like a super powerful summoning jutsu user. She listened to the states and was all like 'This plan is total garbage!' She said the government can't just go around changing everything without thinking about it. It's like when Sakura tries to tell me what to do – sometimes she's right but most of the time...well you know! She ordered them to stop the mass job cuts and restructuring at important places like the CDC (that's the disease fighting HQ) and Head Start (for all the little kids learning to be future Hokages!).

From 28 Divisions to 15: Less Variety than Ichiraku Ramen?!

Apparently this plan also involved squishing 28 different groups into just 15. That's like trying to fit all my friends into one tiny ramen shop booth! The states were worried that this whole mess would shut down labs stop important research and even close down Head Start centers. Can you imagine little kids not getting a chance to learn and become awesome ninja like me?! That's a nightmare dattebayo!

Letitia James's Scroll of Truth!

This Attorney General James lady was super happy about the ruling. She said it guarantees that important programs will stick around and stops the administration from get this SABOTAGING our nation's healthcare system! Sabotaging! That's some Akatsuki level stuff right there! Good thing we have heroes fighting the good fight just like Team 7 taking down villains!

The Moral of the Story? Believe It! Good Always Wins (Eventually)!

So what did we learn today? Even when things look as bleak as a Sasuke less Konoha there's always hope! This judge just like I always believe in my friends believed in the importance of these programs and stopped a major disaster. It's like I always say 'I never go back on my word! That's my ninja way!' And this time the judge's ninja way saved the day. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to Ichiraku Ramen to celebrate! Dattebayo!