Believe It! Oil Prices Take a Tumble 'Cause Trump's Playin' the Waiting Game with Iran!

Rasengan! The World's Oil Just Shrank!

Alright listen up! Naruto Uzumaki here reporting for duty! Turns out those sneaky oil prices did a Shadow Clone Jutsu and made themselves disappear... well not completely but they shrunk by about 2% on Friday. Believe it! It's all 'cause President Trump is holding back on helping Israel with uh something about Iran's nuclear program. Honestly sounds like a real drag but hey at least gas might be a little cheaper dattebayo!

Brent and U.S. Crude Do the Transformation Jutsu... Downwards!

So this thing called 'Brent' – sounds like a grumpy old man right? – it fell by $1.84. And 'U.S. crude oil'? That one lost $1.30. It's like they both got hit with a powerful Wind Style Rasenshuriken! They’re still around but definitely feeling the pain. I’m telling ya this whole oil business is more complicated than trying to understand Kakashi sensei's face behind his mask!

Trump's Two Week Deadline: A Mission S Rank!

Turns out Trump san said he's gonna make a decision on this whole Iran thing in the next two weeks. He wants to give negotiations a chance. Negotiations huh? Sounds boring. But hey if it stops a big fight I’m all for it! It’s like trying to talk some sense into Sasuke before he went all angsty. Gotta give peace a chance even if it's a super tough S Rank mission!

Karoline Leavitt: The Unsung Hero!

And get this! Some person named Karoline Leavitt is reading Trump's statement aloud. She's like the Tsunade of press secretaries except hopefully less likely to punch someone through a wall. She’s doing all the hard work of getting the news out gotta respect that!

Israel Goes on the Offensive! No Talk Jutsu Here!

But hold on! While Trump's playing the waiting game Israel is getting serious. Apparently they're escalating their attacks on Iran after a bunch of fighting. Prime Minister Netanyahu ordered them to hit some important targets. Sounds like a clash between Sasuke and me but on a global scale dattebayo! Let's hope they can find a way to solve things without more explosions.

Believe It! Oil Drama Never Ends!

So there you have it! The world of oil prices is as crazy as trying to master the Rasengan for the first time. Trump’s waiting Israel’s attacking and prices are all over the place. Just remember to keep smiling stay hopeful and maybe stock up on ramen just in case! 'Cause you never know what's gonna happen next dattebayo!