Believe It! Oil Prices Take a Tumble 'Cause Trump's Holdin' Back on Iran!

Rasengan of Relief! Oil Prices Do a Nose Dive!

Alright! Listen up everyone! Naruto Uzumaki here reporting live! Believe it! Turns out those oil prices did a real tumble almost like I tripped over a rock on the way to Ichiraku Ramen! They dropped about 2% 'cause President Trump is pumpin' the brakes on helpin' Israel smash Iran's nuclear thingy. It's like whoa someone finally used a substitution jutsu on a war for once!

Brent's Big Belly Flop!

This 'Brent' guy whoever he is took a real belly flop! Dropped $1.84! That's like enough for a whole lotta ramen bowls! And the U.S. crude oil? It shed $1.30. Guess even oil needs to diet sometimes huh? Maybe they should try the Sexy Jutsu... although I don't think it'd work on oil. Heh just kiddin'!

Trump's Two Week Timeout!

So apparently Trump's gonna decide if he's gonna make a big boom boom in Iran in the next two weeks. But he wants to see if they can talk it out first! It's like when I try to fight Sasuke and Kakashi sensei yells 'Naruto stop! Try to talk to him!' Except this is way more serious than me wanting to spar with my best pal.

Negotiation Jutsu?

Trump said there's a 'substantial chance of negotiations.' Sounds like someone's tryin' out the Talk No Jutsu! Let's hope it works better than when I try it on grumpy old villagers. Dattebayo! Seriously though maybe some good ol' fashioned diplomacy can keep things from blowin' up. Figuratively and literally!

Israel's Shadow Clone Strikes!

But hold on! While Trump's thinkin' about talkin' Israel's goin' all out with their own attacks. Apparently Netanyahu is tellin' his army to hit important targets. Sounds like they're not waitin' for Trump's permission. It's like when I charge into battle without a plan and Sakura has to yell at me. Except ya know way more serious and with way more explosions.

Hospital Hit! No Ramen For You!

Things got real bad when an Iranian missile hit a hospital in Israel. That's messed up even for this kinda situation. So even if Trump is pumpin' the brakes Israel is steppin' on the gas. This whole thing is a real ninja showdown waiting to happen and I'm hoping everyone can just take a deep breath and maybe share some ramen dattebayo! Peace out!