Naruto Uzumaki dishes out advice on keeping your relationship stronger than a Rasengan, inspired by Harvard docs who've been at it for nearly 50 years!
Naruto Uzumaki dishes out advice on keeping your relationship stronger than a Rasengan, inspired by Harvard docs who've been at it for nearly 50 years!

Dattebayo! No Holding Back on 'Sorry' Jutsu!

Hey everyone Naruto Uzumaki here future Hokage and master of the Rasengan! I just read this scroll I mean article from these super smart Harvard folks. They've been married longer than I've been trying to master the Sexy Jutsu! They say apologizing is like a super fast Shadow Clone Jutsu – the quicker you do it the better! Don't be like Sasuke always brooding and holding grudges. Even I know a good 'sorry' is more powerful than a well aimed kunai! Remember believe it!

No Backstabbing Justu!

These Harvard senseis talk about not undermining each other in public. It's like when Sakura chan corrects me when I get the ramen order wrong. Okay maybe that always happens but you get the point! Even if your partner's story is a little off who cares? It's better to be supportive than to be right all the time. Unless of course they're saying Ichiraku Ramen is bad. Then you gotta stand your ground!

Authenticity... or Just Being a Jerk?

Listen up! These Harvard folks say it's bad news when people treat their partners worse than they treat everyone else! Some people say 'I'm just being real!' But that's hogwash. It's like saying you're using your 'ninja way' to be lazy! Being kind and loving takes effort even for a knucklehead ninja like me. If you’re not making that effort you’re just being a bigger jerk than Orochimaru believe it!

Praise Like You're Summoning a Giant Toad!

If you think your partner is awesome shout it from the rooftops! Well maybe not rooftops but definitely tell them. These Harvard senseis say compliments are like little power ups. The more specific the better! It's easy to get lazy and assume they know you care but saying it is like adding chakra to your Rasengan! It makes everything stronger!

No Waiting for the Other Guy to Use a Healing Jutsu!

The biggest mistake? Playing emotional chicken! That's like waiting for Sasuke to say 'thank you' after I save his butt! If you're waiting for your partner to show they care first you might be waiting longer than it takes to climb Mount Myoboku! Don't be afraid to make the first move. Cook their favorite meal give them a hug or just tell them you love them. It's like using the Multi Shadow Clone Jutsu spread the love around!

Believe it! Love is like Ramen!

So there you have it! Some serious relationship advice from some super smart people with a little Naruto twist. Remember a good relationship takes work just like becoming Hokage! So go out there and be kind be generous and always apologize when you mess up. And most importantly BELIEVE IT! Because love like a good bowl of ramen makes everything better!


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    tlcpro
    5/24/2025 2:17:16 AM

    So true! It's easy to forget the little things.