Believe It! Cramer's Picks are Rasengans of the Stock Market!

Dattebayo! 'Mad Money' Turns the Big 2 0!

Hey it's me Naruto Uzumaki future Hokage and stock market analyst... kinda! Believe it! I just heard that 'Mad Money' is celebrating 20 years! That's like almost as long as it took me to master the Rasengan! Big congrats to Jim Cramer Regina Gilgan and everyone who's made the show so awesome! They're like the Hidden Leaf Village of finance always looking out for the little guy! I heard Cramer has been teaching ordinary people how to invest if I had known about this I would have invested in ramen...but I guess it's never too late dattebayo!

Cramer's Jutsu: Turning Stocks into Shadow Clones of Profit!

So I hear this Cramer guy has some killer stock picks. Like his Costco pick is up 242% since he jumped in! That's enough to buy a lifetime supply of ramen! And Nvidia? A whopping 586%! Talk about a transformation jutsu! But the real showstopper is Apple – up over 1,000%! That's more powerful than the Nine Tailed Fox's chakra believe it! If you haven't seen his special it's like watching a master strategist plan the next great stock market battle!

Material World: More Like a Muddy Swamp Dattebayo!

Okay now for the not so fun stuff. The S & P Materials sector is looking flatter than my jokes and some big names like Vulcan and Martin Marietta are taking a beating. Down 15% from October? Ouch! That's like getting hit by Sakura's super strength! Vulcan's down almost 10% in three months and Martin Marietta isn't doing much better. Maybe they need a little bit of my 'never give up' attitude to get back on their feet dattebayo!

Caterpillar's Crash: Even Giants Stumble!

Even the big guys aren't immune! Caterpillar is down 22% in three months and off 26.5% from its November high. That's a bigger drop than me failing the academy exams... multiple times! They need to summon their inner beast because this is one tough opponent Dattebayo!

Meta and Microsoft: Shadow Clones of Disappointment?

Meta Platforms and Microsoft aren't looking too hot either. Meta's down 18% and Microsoft's down about 11%. It's like they're stuck in a genjutsu but they can escape this slump! Even Robinhood's taking a hit down 3.5%. Maybe they need a pep talk from Guy sensei believe it!

Cruise Control or Sinking Ships? And Starbucks Bitter Brew

Cruise lines like Norwegian Carnival and Royal Caribbean are up a bit recently but still way down from their highs. It's like they're sailing through a storm! And Starbucks? Down 28% after missing estimates! Looks like even coffee needs a little caffeine to get going! Maybe they should try some ramen infused coffee believe it!