Skittles Gonna Be Boring Colors Soon?! Meat on the Bone!

Shishishi! Colors Gonna Disappear?

Oi everyone! Luffy here ready to tell you about something SUPER weird! I heard from Nami that the FDA (whatever THAT is!) wants to get rid of the colorful stuff in our food! Apparently these colors come from... petroleum?! Sounds like something Franky would use to power up not something to eat! They say they're gonna use watermelon juice and carrot juice instead! Imagine everything tasting like meat! No wait that's not right... looking like meat! Shishishi!

Red Dye No. 3? More Like Red Dye NO NO!

Apparently this Red Dye No. 3 is causing trouble! Sanji would be furious if he knew something might be bad for us! They even banned it in California! Said it gave rats TUMORS! Yikes! Sounds like something Dr. Chopper should look into. But hey maybe this means more meat on the bone… err I mean more natural food on the table!

Trump AND Biden?! What a Mess!

So both the old geezer and the current one want this dye GONE before 2027! What a weird team up! Even weirder some other dyes are getting the boot by the end of 2026. What is going on?! All I know is if I can't recognize it I don't wanna eat it! Unless it's meat. Then I'll eat it no matter what!

Experts Say… Eh Maybe?

Some smarty pants experts are saying there’s NO proof it hurts humans but also NO proof it's safe to eat tons of it! Sounds like a wishy washy answer! One guy even said 'You can't eat them every single day.' Well DUH! I eat meat every day so I don't care! But maybe Chopper should double check just in case.

Hyperactive Kids?! Sounds Like My Crew!

They’re saying these colors make kids super hyper! Heh sounds like my crew! Usop running around making explosions Zoro getting lost… but seriously if it ain't good for the little ones then get rid of it! Nami always says we gotta protect our friends!

So What's the Verdict? MEAT!

Okay so maybe eating a LITTLE colorful stuff is okay but too much might be bad? Sounds like a pain in the butt! And it might make foods more expensive! Sheesh Nami is going to have a fit! Either way I'm still gonna eat ALL the meat I can get! But I guess we should pay attention to what Nami thinks... she's scary when she's mad!