Shiver Me Timbers! Coty's Sinking Faster Than Sanji When He Sees a Mermaid!

Meat On The Bone? More Like Seaweed Soup!

Oi it's your captain Luffy here! Heard some squawking about this 'Coty' company... apparently they make stuff that makes people smell nice? Sounds boring! But the real news is that Deutsche Bank some fancy pants guys in suits say they're in trouble! They downgraded their shares whatever that means. Sounds like they ran out of meat on the bone and now they're stuck with seaweed soup!

Gomu Gomu No... Bad Earnings!

They had a bad 'fiscal third quarter earnings report'. Sounds like a disease to me! And they're blaming it on 'foreign exchange headwinds'. Is that like a Nami storm that messes with your money? They even lowered their full year earnings which must mean they're not gonna have as much treasure to share around! SHISHISHI!

Tariffs? Sounds Like a New Type of Sea Monster!

This 'Steve Powers' fella says tariffs are causing problems. Tariffs! Sounds like a fearsome sea monster you gotta battle! He says they're losing like a hundred million berries because of these tariffs. That's enough meat for a whole banquet with my crew! It mostly affects their fancy smelling stuff...prestige fragrances? BAH! Give me the smell of adventure any day!

Hope Floats... Maybe!

Apparently if things get better – like the sea calms down or they sell some stake on Wella (whatever that is) – Coty *could* get better. But Powers (the guy who seems to know about this) also says that is not fully on their control. SHISHISHI! Sounds like wishful thinking to me!

Debt? Is That Like a Hungry Pirate?

And get this! They have a billion berries of 'debt' coming due! Debt! Sounds like a hungry pirate that wants to steal all your treasure! No wonder they're sinking faster than Zoro after too much sake! The stock's down nearly 12%. Ouch! Even *I* felt that one.

Split Opinions: Even the Crew Can't Agree!

These 'analysts' can't even agree on what's happening! Some say buy some say hold some say run away screaming! Sounds like a typical day on the Thousand Sunny trying to decide what to eat! Me? I say follow your gut! If Coty smells fishy maybe grab some meat instead!