Meat on the Table? Nah Just More Fighting!
OI! Luffy here! Seems like the world's gone crazy again! I just wanna eat meat but these guys in Iran and Israel are busy throwing punches not makin' grub! They've been at it for a week ever since some bad guys caused trouble back in October 2023. It's like when Usopp and Zoro start arguing over nothin'! Drives me nuts!
US of A Joins the Fray?
Now I hear the big shots in America are thinkin' 'bout joining the fight! President Trump says he'll decide in two weeks. Two weeks?! That's like waitin' for Sanji to finish cookin' a feast! Too long! I bet he’s just hungry too! Maybe someone should offer him a big ol' piece of meat!
Diplomats to the Rescue!
Good news though! Some fancy pants diplomats from the U.K. France and Germany are tryin' to stop the brawl! They're all huddled up in Geneva talkin' 'bout a 'diplomatic solution.' Sounds kinda boring but if it stops the fighting I'm all for it! Maybe they can use the power of friendship...like how I got all my Nakama!
No Deal 'Til the Aggression Stops!
But hold on! The Iran guy Abbas Araghchi says they won't talk unless Israel stops 'aggression.' Sounds like a 'you started it!' argument to me! Just like Nami and Luffy fight over treasure! But there's no treasure if the island gets blown up.
Trump's Nuclear Headache!
Apparently Trump doesn't like Iran's nuclear toys. He even backed out of some deal before and put a bunch of restrictions on them. Now everyone's tryin' to make a new deal but it's like tryin' to get Zoro to follow directions! Impossible!
World Gone Boom?!
All this fighting is makin' the grown ups nervous. They're worried about the whole Middle East going 'boom!' and the world economy turning upside down! Makes me wonder if I should start stockin' up on more meat! Shishishi! Guess we gotta hope those diplomats can pull a miracle and find some peace. Or at least a giant feast to share!
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