Shishishi! Walmart's Getting Smaller?! Fewer Folks, More Meat!

Meat on the Bone...or Not?!

Hey everyone it's your captain Monkey D. Luffy! I heard this weird thing about Walmart... they're like shrinking their crew by about 1,500 people! Shishishi! It's like when Usopp tries to make the Going Merry bigger but ends up making it smaller instead! They say it's to make things simpler but less crew means less meat right?

Gum Gum Layoffs!

So these guys in global tech e commerce (whatever that is sounds like a fancy way to buy meat!) and something called 'Walmart Connect' are gonna be affected. It's like when Sanji runs out of ingredients and has to get creative... except instead of making a new dish they're just making less of everything! They say they are opening new roles but I bet they are all for people who can stretch like me!

Sharpening Focus? Sounds Like Zoro!

This memo says they need to 'sharpen their focus' to make things better. That sounds like Zoro trying to find his way! Always wandering but with a sharp focus on getting lost! They are changing up the team to find the One Piece of retail. But they better not leave anyone behind being a pirate is all about your nakama!

The World's Biggest Importer? Sounds Like a Buffet!

Apparently Walmart's the biggest importer from China getting clothes electronics and toys... but where's the MEAT?! If I was in charge I'd be importing mountains of it! They are like Kaido getting resources to make an army! I hope they are not planning something like that! That is my job!

Raise the Prices! Nami's Orders!

And get this! They're raising prices because of some trade war thingy! Sounds like Nami demanding more treasure! 'Cause of supply chains and expenses blah blah blah! It is a Treasure War now! Well I better make sure to take it all!

Relocating the Crew? Like We Do After Every Island!

They already closed an office and moved people to California and Arkansas. It's like when we leave an island after a big adventure scattering to the winds but always finding our way back to the ship! This is like when we have to leave a island after I destroy half of it!