Shishishi! Trump's Tariff Tumble: Vietnam Trade Deal? Meat on the Bone or Just a Bone?

Meat Meat Meat...I Mean Tariffs!

Hey it's me Luffy! I heard some grown ups talking about... *tariffs*? Sounds boring but Nami said it's important! Apparently some guy named Trump was gonna make stuff from Vietnam super expensive! Like 46% expensive! Shishishi that's almost half my meat money gone! But then he said 'Nah just 20%!' Still sounds like a rip off to me! I'd rather spend my berries on a giant hunk of meat!

Vietnam the New Treasure Island?

So these companies like... Gap and Nike... they used to get all their stuff from China. But then BOOM! High tariffs! So they sailed off to Vietnam! It's like finding a new island with tons of treasure... er cheap factories! But now even Vietnam might be a bit pricey. It's like Buggy trying to steal my map to the Grand Line… gotta protect that treasure!

46%? That's a Gomu Gomu NOOO!

These guys were sweating bullets imagining 46% tariffs! One dude said it was better than 'Liberation Day'… I dunno what that is but it sounds like a day where you can finally eat all the meat you want! Sanji would be happy. Imagine if I had to pay 46% more for my meat! I'd stretch all the way to Trump's place and demand a discount! Gomu Gomu no Pistol… of Negotiation!

Optimism? More Like Meat timism!

Someone named Sonia said 20% is a 'sigh of relief'. Sounds like when Sanji finally finishes cooking a giant feast! Manageable? Business not destroyed? These guys are happy with so little! I'd rather have all the meat in the world. Still it's good they're not completely screwed right? It's important to protect your nakama from trouble… and tariff trouble apparently.

The Great Price Hike Adventure!

Okay so here's the plan. Trump man is making stuff more expensive. These companies they gonna make stuff more expensive for everyone else! So the price of some shoes could go up by like 7 dollars! That's like... 7 less meat skewers! This better not mess with my appetite! 'I don't wanna conquer anything. I just think the guy with the most freedom in this ocean is the Pirate King!' And I need MEAT for that!!

Picnic Panic! Coolers and Consumers!

This other guy Paul who sells picnic stuff is worried! He says people will have less money for picnic baskets if they gotta pay more for everything else! No picnic baskets? No meat on picnics? That's just SAD! 'When you decide to go to sea you gotta be prepared to risk your life!' And your wallet apparently! Shishishi!