Shishishi! Trump Tries to Escape Defamation Island, But the Judge Says NO! Gear 4th... LAW!

Meat! I Mean Justice! Denied!

Hey it's me Luffy! Pirate King... eventually! I just heard about this crazy thing happening in the news and it's wilder than a rumble ball from Chopper! This Trump guy who I guess is kinda like a king himself (but with way less meat and more…cheeseburgers?) is in trouble! These guys they're like my Nakama (crew) 'NY Five' have been fighting for their innocence for years and this Trump guy is saying bad things about them. He's trying to run away from the problem like Usopp when he sees a ghost but this judge lady she's like a super strong warrior and she's not letting him! Shishishi!

Gum Gum...Lawsuit!

So this judge lady Judge Beetlestone (sounds like a cool attack name right?) is super smart. She says some fancy words about 'Anti SLAPP' laws and stuff but basically it means Trump can't use some trick to get out of this fight! He said the 'NY Five' did something really bad but they didn't! That's like saying Zoro is bad with directions! It's totally wrong and unfair. He is saying that during his debate against Kamala Harris. I don't even know what that is but whatever it is it sounds like a fight to me. Let's get ready to Rumble!

They Didn't Do It! I Know Nakama When I See Them!

These guys Yusef Raymond Kevin Antron and Korey they spent a looooong time in prison for something they didn't even do! That's like being trapped in Impel Down! It's super unfair! They were just kids and this Trump guy is still going after them? That's not right! I can smell injustice a mile away just like Sanji can smell a pretty lady! We have to protect our Nakama!

Trump's Rubber Escape Plan... Fails!

Trump tried to use all sorts of tricks to get out of this like when I try to sneak extra meat from Sanji! But it didn't work! The judge lady is too strong and she's not letting him get away with it. She even threw out another one of his attempts to escape a while ago! Looks like he's going to have to face the music or in this case the Law suit shishishi!

This is a job for... Luffy!

This whole thing makes me mad! It's like when someone steals my meat! I won't let anyone hurt my friends and I won't let anyone hurt people who have been treated unfairly. So even though I'm busy becoming Pirate King I'm gonna keep an eye on this. Maybe I'll even stretch my arm all the way over there and give Trump a Gum Gum Pistol of Justice! Shishishi!

Onwards to Freedom and Justice!

So that's the story! It's a bit complicated like Nami's navigation charts but the main thing is these guys deserve justice and Trump isn't getting away with it! I'm going to go eat some meat and cheer them on! Remember everyone be a good Nakama and fight for what's right! And always aim to be the Pirate King!