Shishishi! Trump Says iPhones Gotta Pay Up! Apple's in a Pinch!

Meat or Tariffs? Decisions Decisions!

Hey everyone it's me Luffy! Guess what I heard? Some guy named Trump is talking about making Apple pay up! Seems like he wants them iPhones made right here in America or else – BAM! – 25% tariff! Shishishi! Reminds me of when Nami tries to charge me for meat... gotta figure out a way around it!

American Made iPhones? Sounds Pricey!

So I hear these iPhones might cost like $3,500 if they're made in America. That's a lot of meat! Usopp says it’s because building stuff here costs more. Maybe Apple can ask Franky to build 'em! He's super!

Hassett's Saving Grace?

This Kevin Hassett guy says they don't wanna hurt Apple. He’s saying Apple might have to swallow the tariffs instead of raising prices. Kinda like when I swallow all the food at a banquet! Maybe they'll figure it out. I'm hungry just thinking about it.

Walmart Gets a Bellyful!

Apparently Trump told Walmart to just 'EAT THE TARIFFS'! Shishishi! Sounds like a challenge I'd give Zoro! 'Hey Zoro eat this mountain of tariffs!' He'd probably just sleep through it.

Apple's Up But Are They Scared?

Even with all this talk Apple's stocks went up! Maybe they got a secret plan like when Nami hides all our treasure. They're probably sweating more than Sanji when he sees a pretty lady though.

The Quest for the One Piece...or the One Phone!

So will Apple pay up? Will they make phones here? It’s a mystery! Just like finding the One Piece! Maybe I’ll ask Dr. Vegapunk for a super powered phone that can dodge all the tariffs! Shishishi!