
Meat! I Mean Money! So Many People!
Oi nakama! Luffy here your future King of the Pirates! Guess what? I heard about this HUGE treasure gathering in a place called Omaha Nebraska. Turns out this old geezer named Warren Buffett – they call him the 'Oracle of Omaha' – has been hoarding treasure for SIXTY YEARS! Can you believe it? Back in the day only like a dozen people showed up. Now? Forty THOUSAND! Sounds like the kind of feast Zoro would LOVE...if it were booze instead of business advice shishishi!
Buffett's Crew: No More Munger?
Apparently this Buffett guy used to have a first mate named Charlie Munger but he sailed off to the Grand Line in the sky last year. Sad face. But don't worry! Buffett's got his new nakama Greg Abel and Ajit Jain ready to answer questions! Wonder if they know about the One Piece...or if they just talk about boring stuff like...insurance? Blegh!
Bazaar of Bargains: It's Like a Devil Fruit Market!
They got this thing called a 'Berkshire Bazaar of Bargains' selling all sorts of stuff made by Buffett's crew. Sounds like a Devil Fruit market but probably less likely to turn you into a rubber man. They even got a 5k run! I could probably run that in like five seconds but I'd rather save my energy for meat! And they're selling books too?! Seems like a lot of people want to be pirates shishishi.
The Legend of Buffett: 60 Years of Gathering Booty!
This year they're selling a special book about Buffett's sixty years as captain...err...CEO. And get this: they're auctioning off copies signed by him and some other dude to help the homeless. That's actually kinda cool! Makes me think about Makino san back in Foosha Village. She always looked after us!
No Movie Intro?! What's the Fun in That?
I heard they're cutting the movie intro this year! What?! That's like going to a feast and only getting water! Still the treasure hunt I mean the question and answer period is gonna be a blast! But they're ending it early! Seems kinda boring but if the shop is open till 4 pm that means more treasure hunting time!
The Magic of Money Island!
Everyone says going to this Omaha place is super special. Like finding the One Piece maybe? Even though you can watch it on this thing called 'CNBC,' people wanna go there in person. One guy even said it's like going to church! Shishishi! Sounds like a wild adventure! I bet if I went I could smell the treasure from miles away! I'm gonna be King of the Pirates AND the richest guy in the world!
ImperfectJen
Can Ussop confirm that Buffett is not related to Captain Kuro?!
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I bet Zoro would get lost trying to find the Buffett treasure.