Shishishi! No More Fortnite on iPhones? Apple's Being a Real Sea King!

Meat's Off the Menu! (Well Fortnite's Off the iPhone)

Oi everyone! Luffy here reporting live from... well not Fortnite 'cause you can't play it on iPhones anymore! Shishishi! Seems like Apple that grumpy old geezer blocked Fortnite from coming back to their App Store in America. They even stopped it from being on Epic's own store in Europe! What kind of world is this where a pirate king can't even play his favorite games?!

Apple's a Real Treasure Hog!

Apparently this all started because Epic Games (the folks who make Fortnite) didn't wanna pay Apple's crazy 30% fee for buying stuff in the game. 30%! That's like giving half my meat away to Sanji! No way! So they tried to get around it and Apple got all huffy and kicked them out. Talk about being greedy just like that treasure hoarding dragon back on Punk Hazard!

Gomu Gomu No... Block!

They pulled Fortnite back in 2020 after Epic tried to bypass Apple's commission fees! Imagine wanting to keep your own treasure and BAM! Gomu Gomu No... Block! That's harsh even for the Grand Line.

Europe Gets a Taste of Freedom... Then Apple Swings In!

At least Europe was supposed to be cool right? They have this thing called the Digital Markets Act which lets other app stores exist. Fortnite was even available in Europe through Epic's own store. But guess what? Apple blocked that too! It's like they're saying 'You can't have your own island! Everything belongs to Apple Land!'

What Am I Gonna Do Now?! (Besides Eat Meat)

This is a real bummer. How am I supposed to relax after a long day of searching for the One Piece? I guess I'll have to go bother Usopp and Franky to build me a super powered gaming device that Apple can't touch! Shishishi! Maybe they can make it run on cola!

The Hunt for a New Game Begins!

Well gotta go! Time to find a new game to play... or maybe just steal a bunch of meat from Sanji. He'll forgive me eventually! And if anyone sees Apple tell 'em Luffy says 'Stop being a spoilsport and let us play Fortnite!'