Shishishi! Microsoft Stock's Treasure? Citi Says Aye! Gomu Gomu No Rocket to $540!

Meat! Err Money! Citi Sees the Future!

Oi everyone! Luffy here! I heard some guys at Citi are talking about treasure! Not gold treasure but stock treasure! Apparently Microsoft is gonna be super strong in 2025! They said the stock is going up up UP! Like when I use Gomu Gomu no Rocket! They think each share could be worth $540! Shishishi!

Azure's Cloud: It's Like Finding the All Blue!

These Citi guys are saying Microsoft's Azure cloud thingy is doing really well. It's like finding the All Blue but instead of all the world's fish it's all the world's data! They're making lots of money and stuff. Sounds kinda boring but Nami would be happy with all the berries!

Cutting Costs? More Like Saving Meat for Later!

Okay so Microsoft is getting rid of some people... about 6,000 of them! That's like losing a few of my crew members (but I'd never let that happen!). But the Citi guys say it's a good thing! They're saving money so they can make even MORE money later! Like when I save my meat for the really big battles! Don't worry though everyone will be alright!

AI: The New Gear Fourth?!

Apparently Microsoft is putting a lot of money into this AI thing. Sounds kinda complicated but maybe it's like Gear Fourth! A new way to get even stronger! They're gonna use the money they saved to make it even better. I bet it'll be super cool! I am excited already!

No Tariffs? That's Like a Clear Sky After a Storm!

These guys were worried about something called tariffs but they're not so worried anymore! It's like when the storm clears and you can see the next island! Microsoft is doing better than they thought even with all the market craziness. They're super strong!

Almost Everyone Thinks They're Great! Shishishi!

Almost all the people who look at stocks think Microsoft is gonna do well! Like a HUGE number of them! So get on board like you are getting on the Thousand Sunny and lets all go for an adventure! Shishishi! This could be fun!