Shishishi! Iran's Mad? Time to Sniff Out Treasure in the Stock Market!

Gum Gum Panic? More Like Gum Gum Opportunity!

Hey it's Luffy! I heard some shouting about Iran bombing something and the world going crazy. Seems like grown ups always get their swords crossed over shiny rocks shishishi! They're scared of oil prices going up and missiles flying around. But I say where there's chaos there's treasure! They are so scared of these so called 'risk assets' but ever since 1982 they get it wrong! Selling is never the answer... unless... MEAT!

The Strait of Hormuz: More Like a Strait of...Boring!

Apparently this Strait of Hormuz thingy is a big deal for oil. Marco Rubio guy wants China to stop Iran from closing it. But seriously even if they close it it's just a detour right? We pirates are good at detours! This reminds me of when Nami tries to navigate us through a storm Always a mess! People are worried about the price of oil. But even Zoro could see that this 'fourth rate power' Iran is nothing compared to the systemic risk of China. I say let's just get to the Grand Line already!

Institutions Selling? That Means Discounts Shishishi!

These big institutions are like Usopp when he sees a tough enemy they run away and want cash! They sell stocks when things get scary which means prices go down! Which means...CHEAPER MEAT AND TREASURE! They're like those guys in the Baratie restaurant. They don't know a good stock from a bad one they just see the waves and panic! But me? I smell adventure!

The S&P Futures: More Like S&P Future MEAT!

Apparently some S&P futures control the market in scary times. They don't know a healthcare stock from a semi they just sell sell sell! It's like when Sanji's cooking and everyone's trying to sneak a bite! Chaos! But remember we're long term investors like me searching for the One Piece! One day of trading is nothing! We are going for the long haul just like my dream to be the king of the pirates!

What to Buy? Shiny Stuff Of Course!

The grown ups sell the high priced stocks but that's where the treasure is! I heard something about Micron reports and Dollar store stocks. Industrial stocks are solid too! We want data centers Amazon Netflix and Tesla (with robotaxi?). But I'd prefer to sell oils. I always say: The normal winners the J & J and P & G's just don't work anymore! But the oils I prefer to be a seller!

The 2:45 P.M. Rumble: That's When the Fun Begins!

Word on the deck is to wait until 2:45 P.M. ET. If no one's shouting or running around by then it's time to strike like a Gum Gum Gatling! Shorts are covering longs will wade in! But remember we wait 45 minutes after the trade alert to give everyone a shot at the best prices like giving Zoro a chance to find the sake barrel! Get ready for a long day lots of rumors and…treasure! Shishishi!