Shishishi! FTC Drops the Case Against Microsoft-Activision Deal! Meat for Everyone?

The FTC's White Flag: Is This the End of the Adventure?

Oi everyone! Luffy here reporting live from… wherever they sell the most meat! Seems like those guys at the FTC – that’s like the Government Grand Line or something – they gave up! They were trying to stop Microsoft from buying the 'Call of Duty' guys Activision Blizzard for like 69 billion Berries! Shishishi! That's a lot of meat! But they said it's not worth fighting anymore. Sounds like someone ran out of energy after a Gear Third eh?

Trump's New World: A Shift in the Currents?

Apparently this Chairman Ferguson guy wants to chase after things that make this Trump guy happy. Something about advertisers arguing on 'X' – is that like when Zoro and Sanji fight over food? It's all politics like trying to understand Nami's schemes! They are also dropping a case where Pepsi (like cola?!) favored Walmart which sounds like favouring a fellow pirate crew member... hmm... Maybe they're just hungry like me? I bet they could use some of Sanji's cooking!

The Microsoft Treasure: Victory for the Gamers!

Microsoft dude Brad Smith is super happy! He says it's a victory for gamers. Does that mean free games for the Straw Hats?! I hope so! Maybe we can play 'Call of Duty' on the Sunny! Brook can be the commentator! Yohohoho! But seriously I don’t get all the complicated stuff. All I care about is if it means more fun for my nakama!

Uncharted Waters: What's Next for the FTC?

So the FTC could have tried to make Microsoft give Activision Blizzard back even after the deal was done. Sounds like trying to take back meat after I already ate it! Impossible! Shishishi! But they decided not to. Maybe they realized it's better to use their energy to protect the weak like when we fight to protect our friends!

Gaming Grand Line: The Biggest Catch Ever!

This whole Activision Blizzard thingy is the biggest score in video game history! The FTC was worried Microsoft would be too strong like Kaido with a hangover! They thought it would be unfair to the other game companies like when Buggy tries to steal my treasure! But in the end it looks like Microsoft gets to keep their prize.

So More Games More Meat More Adventure?

Alright! So what does this all mean? Does it mean more awesome games? Does it mean more meat for everyone? Does it mean the Straw Hats get to play 'Call of Duty' with Nami yelling at us for not paying attention to the maps? I hope so! Shishishi! The adventure continues! Now where's the next island… and the next feast?!