Shishishi! Even I Know This Economy Needs More Meat on its Bones! One Rate Cut? That's Like One Piece of Meat After a Whole Day!

Meat Shortage on the Horizon?

Oi everyone! Luffy here your favorite pirate captain and future King of the Pirates! I heard some rumblings about this 'economy' thingy. Apparently some guy named Bostic from this place called the 'Atlanta Fed' is saying we're only getting ONE rate cut this year! ONE?! That's like Sanji only giving me one piece of meat after a whole day of adventuring! Unacceptable! We need more meat... I mean money to keep our ship afloat!

Inflation? Sounds Like a Really Bad Storm!

He's worried about something called 'inflation.' Sounds like one of Nami's crazy weather predictions! Apparently it means things are gonna cost more like meat! And I need lots of meat to become the King of the Pirates! This Bostic guy is blaming it on 'tariffs.' Are those like the pointy things on Usopp's inventions? Whatever they are they sound like trouble!

The Fed's 'Dual Mandate' Sounds Like a Two Sword Style!

Apparently this 'Fed' has a 'dual mandate' which must be some kind of fighting style like Zoro's. Something about jobs and prices. But if the prices go up how are we gonna afford all the food we need for our grand adventure? Sanji's gonna have a fit if he can't buy ingredients! This Bostic guy seems more worried about prices going up than about people getting jobs. That's backwards! Everyone needs to work so they can buy MEAT!

No Vote? No Problem! We'll Just Raid the Place!

And get this! This Bostic guy doesn't even get to vote on this 'interest rate' stuff! Sounds fishy to me! But hey we pirates don't need votes! If we want something we just take it! Shishishi! Maybe we should raid this 'Federal One Market Committee' and demand more rate cuts... and meat!

Trump's 'Tariffs' More Confusing Than a Zoro Directional Sense!

So it sounds like this President Trump guy is going all over the place with these 'tariffs.' One minute they're on the next minute they're off! It's more confusing than trying to navigate with Zoro at the helm! No wonder people are worried! We need stability like a good anchor so we don't get tossed around by the waves of the 'economy'!

The Bottom Line? We Need More Treasure... and Meat!

So there you have it! This 'economy' thing is a mess! Too much talk about 'inflation' and 'tariffs' and not enough about MEAT! We need to find the One Piece so we can buy all the meat we want and sail the seas freely! Shishishi! Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go find Sanji and demand a feast! We have a Grand Line to conquer and we need energy!