
Meat! I Mean Money! Rainin' Down on the UK!
Oi! Guess what guys? Amazon's plannin' to drop 40 BILLION pounds in the UK! That's like… a mountain of meat! They're gonna build four new… whatchamacallits… 'fulfillment centers.' Sounds like a place where they keep all the good stuff for shippin' out to everyone! Shishishi! Reminds me of when Usopp tries to explain complicated things! Makes my head spin but I know it means more food for everyone!
New Islands! Wait No Just Big Buildings!
They're also gonna upgrade their old buildings and stuff. Prime Minister Keir Starmer is pretty happy 'bout it says it's gonna make the UK stronger! Stronger like… me after I eat a whole barrel of meat! He thinks the government's plan is workin'. Good! 'Cause then we can all have more adventures… and more meat!
Gomu Gomu no Jobs!
Apparently this Amazon thingamajig is gonna create a bunch of new jobs! 2,000 in Hull and another 2,000 in Northampton! That's a lot of nakama gettin' ready to work together. They're also buildin' two new buildings in East London! Maybe they'll have a giant treasure room there! I bet Zoro would love to get lost in it!
Bray Film Studios? Sounds Like a Movie!
And get this! They're redevelopin' Bray Film Studios. Sounds like a movie! Maybe they'll make a movie about pirates! I should be the star! Gomu Gomu no… Action Hero!
AI Treasure? Not Sure What That Is...
Last year they said they'd invest 8 billion pounds in buildin' data centers for… AI? What's AI? Does it taste like meat? Probably not. But it's supposed to help computers think better. Sanji would probably use it to find the best ingredients for his cookin'!
Nvidia's Boss Thinks the UK is Great! But Taxes? Hmm...
Even the boss of Nvidia thinks the UK is awesome for investin'! But some folks are grumblin' 'bout tax hikes. They say it's not so friendly for new companies. Maybe they need to try Sanji's food; it always makes everyone happy even the grumpy ones! Shishishi!
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