SHISHISHI! Walmart's Getting Smaller?! Less Food?

Meat On The Line?!

Oi everyone! Luffy here your future King of the Pirates! I heard some crazy news about this place called Walmart! Apparently they're cutting down on some folks like 1,500 of 'em! Shishishi! That's a lot of nakama...or you know people who work there. They said it's to make things simpler like how I try to keep my plans simple: find meat eat meat become King! But simpler for them means less people. Wonder if that means less meat too? That would be a disaster! I gotta go check this out!

Tech Stuff and Shiny Gadgets

They're messing with their tech teams the e commerce guys and even the ones selling those loud commercials! They say they need to 'sharpen their focus' to make things awesome. Sounds like Zoro trying to find his way! Always talking about 'focus' but still ends up lost. Maybe Walmart needs a navigator like Nami! She'd find the treasure... and the best deals on meat!

New Crew Members?

But wait! It's not all bad news! They're also opening up some new spots! Maybe they need a captain? I'm available! Shishishi! I bet I could run a Walmart better than anyone. First rule: unlimited meat for everyone! Second rule: no working allowed only parties! Third rule: Find the One Piece. Wait maybe not.

A Big Operation Indeed!

Apparently Walmart is HUGE! Like 'Gum Gum Pistol' huge! They've got tons of people working for them all over the world. That’s more people than I have eaten meals and that is saying something. They get tons of stuff from China like clothes gadgets and toys! It seems like they are like the World Government!

Money Troubles?

I also heard that prices might go up. They are calling it something else but that is what it is! Seems like they aren't the only ones though. Maybe they should hire Usopp to negotiate! He could probably convince anyone to give us free stuff! Or at least a discount on meat!

Less Meat?! I'm On My Way!

So Walmart's changing! Less people maybe higher prices but hopefully they'll still have tons of meat! If not I'm going to have to use my 'Gum Gum Rocket' to fly over there and have a serious talk with them! Gotta make sure everyone gets their fill just like my crew! SHISHISHI!