SHISHISHI! Time to Re-Risk Like a Pirate King! Stocks are Treasures!

Meat and Stocks? Both Sound Delicious!

Oi everyone! It's Luffy and I heard some interesting news about… treasure! But this treasure ain't gold it's STOCKS! Shishishi! Apparently the market was kinda gloomy before like when Sanji runs out of meat. But now it's bouncing back like I do after getting punched by Kaido! Some fancy guy named John Davi says we gotta 're risk' our portfolios. What does that even MEAN?! Sounds like adventure to me! And adventure means MEAT! Wait no... treasure! Uhh... BOTH!

The Dollar is Weak?! Time to Set Sail!

Davi also said the dollar is getting weaker like Usopp's courage when facing a big monster! But apparently that's GOOD for treasure hunting! He said instead of sticking with the same old tech islands we should explore new ones! More opportunities like finding a hidden stash of meat on an unknown island! Shishishi!

ETFs? Sounds Like Some New Kind of Fruit!

Apparently these 'ETFs' are the way to go. I thought it was some new kind of fruit but Zoro said they're like maps to treasure islands. Davi says buying ETFs tied to the whole market is a safe bet like trusting Nami to navigate! But he suggests looking beyond the usual spots like searching for treasure in the sky islands! He likes ones in industrials energy and even… real estate? What's real estate? Is it edible?

Equal Weight? Sounds Like a Fair Fight!

He also talked about 'equal weighted' ETFs. Sounds like a fair fight right? Where everyone gets a chance! He says they give good returns especially when the little guys (like me!) outperform the big shots! He even mentioned one called Invesco S & P 500 Eql Wght Industrials ETF (RSPN). Sounds complicated but if it leads to treasure I'm in!

Infrastructure? Sounds Like Franky's Territory!

Another one he likes is BNY Mellon Global Infrastructure Income ETF (BKGI). 'Infrastructure'? Sounds like something Franky would build! This thing has been doing well even better than my average treasure haul! It's got utilities and energy stuff in it so maybe it can power up the Thousand Sunny! SUPER!

Bonds? Are They Edible? (Probably Not)

Finally he mentioned these things called 'bonds.' Apparently there are different kinds like Schwab High Yield Bond ETF (SCYB) JPMorgan BetaBuilders USD High Yield Corp Bd ETF (BBHY) Janus Henderson AAA CLO ETF (JAAA) and the SPDR Portfolio Intermediate Term Corporate Bd ETF (SPIB). I dunno what any of that means but he says owning them 'makes a lot of sense.' Are they edible? Probably not. But if they lead to more meat... I mean treasure... then I'll take a bite! Shishishi!