SHISHISHI! TREASURE ISLANDS AND ROLLER COASTERS! LUFFY'S GUIDE TO TODAY'S BOOTY!

Meat on the Horizon! Trade Winds Blowin'!

Oi everyone! Luffy here ready to sniff out today's adventure! Sounds like the grown ups are talkin' 'bout meetin' some Chinese fellas in Switzerland to talk about... trade? Shishishi! Sounds boring! But apparently this Bessent guy thinks it's gonna make the stock market go up! Like findin' a giant piece of meat on a deserted island! And some guy named Powell is gonna yap about it. Zzzzzz. Anyway the important thing is... maybe there'll be a party later!

DISNEY ISLAND GETS BIGGER!

WHOA! Disney's making more money than they thought! Like enough to buy a whole island and turn it into a theme park! They even found a new island called Abu Dhabi to build a resort! They're raking in berries faster than I can eat meat! Imagine all the rides and food! I bet there's a giant rollercoaster shaped like Sunny! SHISHISHISHI!

AMD's Advanced Island!

Some company called AMD is doing pretty well too! They got some shiny CPU and GPU things selling like hotcakes! Even though they're bumping into some wind from China. Sounds like Nami trying to navigate through a storm but they're still finding the treasure! Bank of America says they're worth buying. Hmmm... Should I invest my pirate booty?

Marvell's Macro Maze!

Uh oh! Marvell is having a hard time with some custom silicon or something. Postponing events because of the “dynamic macroeconomic environment”. Sounds like someone got lost in the Grand Line and can't find their way back. They are hosting a webinar better than being stuck I guess.

Uber Treasure!

This Uber crew missed some expectations but they did find some more treasure than expected. The first quarter gross bookings were a little light. But the second quarter forecast was solid. More gross bookings sounds like more treasure to me! Shishishi!

Wynn's Winning Hand!

Wynn had a bad day but still got an upgrade. They're even building a new island resort in Al Marjan! And their business in Vegas is great and Macao derisked. Seems like they're pulling out all the stops to find the One Piece of gambling! Maybe I should challenge them to a Davy Back Fight for all their treasure!