SHISHISHI! Stocks Up, Stocks Down! It's Like a Treasure Hunt...But with Numbers!

Meat...I Mean Semiconductors!?

Hey it's me Luffy! I heard some guys named 'Applied Materials' got their treasure map wrong! Turns out selling these... 'semiconductor' things wasn't as good as they thought. Dropped like Zoro after too much sake! Maybe they need Nami's navigation skills shishishi!

Game Over...For Profits?

These 'Take Two Interactive Software' dudes they make games right? Well their game plan flopped! People didn't buy enough games so their money making treasure is smaller than expected. Sanji would be disappointed less money for meat! Looks like they got hit with a 'Gomu Gomu no... bad sales!'.

Power Up! Like Eating a Barrel of Meat!

But hey not everyone's down! 'Vistra' found some buried treasure – seven natural gas... uh... thingamajigs. They bought 'em for a mountain of Berries! Sounds like they're gonna become the Pirate King of... power! Shishishi! That’s a lot of energy almost as much as me when I smell meat!

Corona & Modelo's Treasure Trove!

Ah 'Constellation Brands'! Those guys who make the delicious Corona and Modelo drinks! Someone super smart 'Berkshire Hathaway' likes them a lot and bought even more of their stuff! They must know what tastes good like me with meat! Seems they're sailing smoothly towards the horizon bottoms up!

Crypto? Sounds Like a Weird Animal!

This 'Galaxy Digital' thing... sounds like something from a faraway island! It's all about 'crypto' some kind of shiny thing people like maybe like treasure? They started selling it on something called 'Nasdaq'. I dunno what it all means but it sounds exciting! Maybe Chopper knows more about it.

Burrito Blues!?

And then there's 'Cava' – they sell tasty burritos! But even though they're still doing okay they're not doing *as* okay as before. People aren't buying *as* many burritos. Maybe they need to add some meat! Shishishi! If they did I'd be their best customer! Maybe I should hire Usopp to spread the word make them the king of burritos!