SHISHISHI! Quantum Treasure Discovered! Rigetti Stock Sets Sail for Straw Hat Riches!

Meat! I Mean Money! On The Horizon!

Oi everyone! Luffy here ready to talk about… uh… this 'stock' thing! Apparently some smart guy named Troy Jensen from a place called Cantor Fitzgerald thinks Rigetti Computing is like finding a giant piece of meat on a deserted island! He says their 'quantum computing' is super new but could be worth a king's ransom someday! Shishishi! Sounds like a grand adventure to me!

Superconducting? Sounds Like Franky's Next Upgrade!

This Jensen guy says Rigetti is the best at something called 'superconducting.' I don't know what that is but it sounds like something Franky could use to make the Thousand Sunny even MORE SUUUUPER! He says they're working with Quanta which sounds like a cool island with lots of weird creatures! Maybe we can find some rare ingredients for Sanji's cooking there!

All Hands on Deck! Everyone's Saying 'Buy'!

Get this! Seems like EVERYONE who knows about this 'Rigetti' thing thinks it's a good idea! All six 'analysts' (whatever those are!) are yelling 'BUY!' It's like when Nami finds a room full of treasure – everyone wants a piece! Even though… uh… they don't really know how much treasure there IS right now. It's all a bit of a gamble like facing down a Sea King! Guts are needed!

The Quantum Future: A Sea of Unknowns!

Okay so here's the catch. This Jensen guy admits that all these 'quantum' companies are kinda pricey right now. He says they're disconnected to any near term business forecast. Like even *he* doesn't totally know if it'll work! But he thinks it's worth it 'cause this 'technology' is important. It's like when we set sail for the Grand Line – we didn't know what was ahead but we knew it was gonna be an adventure!

Gomu Gomu No Rocket… To The Moon!

Apparently this Rigetti stock did a crazy thing earlier this year like stretching all the way to the moon with my Gomu Gomu No Rocket! But now it's pulled back a bit like when I get distracted by food in the middle of a fight! So maybe now's the time to jump in like Zoro diving headfirst into a sake barrel! Shishishi!

The King of Quantum... Maybe?

So what does this all mean? I dunno! I just like adventures and treasure! But if this Jensen guy is right then Rigetti could be like the King of Quantum… or at least find a really cool treasure chest! So keep an eye on this 'Rigetti' thing and maybe we'll all be eating meat on a golden ship someday! Now I'm hungry. SANJI! MEAT!