SHISHISHI! FTC DROPS MICROSOFT DEAL CASE! MORE MEAT FOR XBOX!

Meat... I Mean Microsoft Wins!

Hey everyone it's me Luffy! Shishishi! I heard some grown ups were fighting over... *squints at a complicated legal document* ...Microsoft buying the 'Call of Duty' people! Seems like the FTC some kind of justice league for money tried to stop it but they gave up! They said going after it now wouldn't be good for everyone. Reminds me when I fight for my nakama I NEVER give up!!...unless there is meat somewhere else! Shishishi!

Trump's Grand Fleet Takes the Helm!

Apparently this new guy in charge Ferguson wants to use the FTC to help out President Trump. Something about advertisers and... *yawn* ...'X'? Sounds boring! I'd rather be chasing treasure! He's even ditching stuff the old boss Khan started. Makes me think of all the times I ignored Nami's orders and just charged ahead anyway! Sorry Nami! No price discrimination favor for Walmart either! What a pity! Can't have more stuff and discounts for them alone!

Gum Gum NO... Deal!

They already lost one fight back in May to stop the deal but they could have still tried to undo it later. But seems like they said 'Gum Gum NO!' (Well they didn't *actually* say that but I bet they were thinking it!). Brad Smith from Microsoft said it's a 'victory' for gamers. Victory tastes like...MEAT! Maybe they'll make a 'Call of Duty' game where you can play as me! Shishishi! I would use Gum Gum Pistol all day.

Blocking is For Weaklings!

The FTC usually tries to freeze deals while they argue about them but that didn't work this time. Honestly trying to block things is for weaklings! Just like those CP9 guys! You gotta charge in headfirst and grab what you want! Just like I'm gonna be Pirate King! That's what being King of the Pirates is all about!

Biggest Video Game Treasure Ever!

This whole Microsoft thing is supposed to be the biggest treasure ever found in the video game world! The FTC thought Microsoft would get too strong and beat up all the other video game pirates with their Xbox and their fancy cloud games. Sounds like a tough battle! But I'm not scared! I bet Zoro would love a good sword fight in a video game!

Next Stop: Finding the One Piece (and Maybe Some 'Call of Duty')!

So the Microsoft and Activision Blizzard pirates are sailing on! I wonder if there's any meat in 'Call of Duty'? I gotta go find out! And then I'm gonna find the One Piece! Shishishi! See ya and remember a hero is someone who shares their meat...I mean uh... their video games! Yeah that's it!