SHISHISHI! Amazon's Treasure Chest Opens in the UK! 40 Billion Beli!

Meat! Wait No Meat? It's Money!

Oi nakama! Guess what I heard?! Some big shot named Amazon is gonna drop 40 billion Beli… uh pounds in the UK! That's enough to buy a whole lotta meat! They're building these huge warehouses what are they gonna put in there? I hope it's not just boring treasure… I need MEAT!

Warehouses Full of Adventure!

Apparently these warehouses are called 'fulfillment centers'. Sounds kinda boring but maybe they're full of adventure! Imagine exploring a giant maze of boxes finding hidden passages to new lands... or at least new types of jerky! They're building four new ones! Four! That's like four times the fun of raiding a pantry!

Prime Minister's Big Smile!

The UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer he's grinning like he just found the One Piece! He says it's gonna make tons of new jobs. Maybe some of those jobs involve tasting all the snacks that go through the warehouses? I volunteer! Shishishi!

East London Calling!

Amazon's also building some fancy headquarters in East London. Sounds important but I bet they don't have a kitchen as good as Sanji's. And they're fixing up some film studio thingy. Maybe they'll make a movie about us! I call being the main character obviously!

AI Treasure and Shiny Data!

Last year they spent 8 billion to build data centers! They say it’s for something called Artificial Intelligence (AI). Is that like Franky but with more brains and less cola? Either way more robots means more potential for… uh… more… well I'm sure Usopp could think of something dastardly! And maybe some new gadgets!

Tax Trouble?!

But hey some grumpy people are saying the UK is being stingy with its money! Like Nami when I eat all the tangerines! They are raising taxes. I hope they don’t tax meat… or treasure! Because if they do I might have to “Gum Gum… RED HAWK!” them into being reasonable! Shishishi!