SHISHI SONSON! Trump's Tariff Treasure: Can the Government Even Find It?!

Meat on the Table But No One to Carve It!

Oi meat! Looks like this old geezer Trump's cooked up a new way to get more of it! He's saying we're putting taxes on stuff coming into the country like when Usopp tries to sell his weird inventions. He says it's to make America stronger but it's like trying to become King of the Pirates by just yelling really loud. It ain't that easy Shishishi!

IEEPA? Sounds Like a Super Secret Pirate Code!

This IEEPA thing sounds like a super secret pirate code right? Turns out it's something Trump's using to make these taxes happen. He's aiming for the grand treasure – fixing global problems making factories come back and making sure our stuff isn't made by enemies. Sounds good but where's the treasure map? Because right now it feels like Nami's trying to navigate without a Log Pose!

Customs Folks Overwhelmed! They Need More Meat!

These customs guys CBP are like Sanji trying to cook for a million hungry pirates with only one fish! They're supposed to check everything coming in but they're already super busy. Now they gotta deal with even more rules and paperwork? They're gonna be swimming in it like Luffy after a big meal! They need more crewmates and fast!

Delays Ahoy! The Ships are Stuck!

Imagine a bunch of ships piled up at the docks waiting to unload. That's what's gonna happen! It'll be like trying to get through a Loguetown crowd but with boats! This will mess with everyone from the guys selling stuff to the folks buying it. Prices will go up faster than Usopp can lie!

Cheating the System? Not If We Can Help It!

Some sneaky pirates might try to get around these new taxes by going through other countries like trying to sneak into Enies Lobby through the back door. But that won't work for long! If these taxes don't work right we won't get the money Trump's expecting. It'll be like Zoro trying to find his way to the sake barrel – a complete disaster!

Congress to the Rescue? Maybe...?

Luckily some guys in Congress are starting to wake up and say 'Wait a minute!' It's like when Shanks shows up and everyone suddenly remembers they have to behave. They're trying to stop Trump from going too crazy with these taxes. But will they be strong enough? Or will Trump just yell 'Gum Gum Tariff!' and do whatever he wants? Shishishi!