Nvidia's Chips: The US's Haki-Infused Trump Card Against China?! Shishishi!

Cramer's Treasure Map: Nvidia's the One Piece!

Oi everyone! Luffy here your future King of the Pirates and I just heard some crazy stuff about this 'trade war' with China! Some guy named Jim Cramer says these 'Nvidia' chips are like a super duper strong Devil Fruit for America! He thinks if 'Trump' wants to win he needs to show off these chips like Gear Fourth! Shishishi! But what do I know about wars anyway I'm just trying to find the One Piece with my nakama!

Outsourcing? More Like Outsourcing My Meat!

Cramer ossan says America used to send all the cool stuff to China to be made like they were sending my meat to Sanji to cook! Now they've got a 'lousy hand,' whatever that means. Reminds me of when Usopp tries to fight someone way stronger! You gotta use your head or you'll end up like Zoro always lost and confused! Shishishi!

Ninety Days? That's Like Waiting for Sanji's Cooking!

These two countries have a 'pause' for 90 days. Ninety days?! That's longer than it takes Sanji to make me a whole mountain of meat! President Trump says it's 'extremely hard' to make a deal with China. Sounds like trying to convince Nami to give back my hat! Impossible! But what's this about tariffs does that mean I have to pay more for meat now?

Nvidia: The Ace in the Hole or a Meat Shield?

Cramer ossan says Nvidia is the 'one ace in our hand,' but the 'White House' doesn't wanna use it. Sounds like they're scared! Like Usopp facing a giant! The boss of Nvidia is saying he's gonna lose billions because of all this! That's like losing all my treasure! And he won't be able to lead in... what was it? 'AI?' Is that like a super powered cyborg? I wanna fight it!

Apple Target Walmart: The Gluttons for Chinese Goodies?

Apparently big companies like 'Apple,' 'Target,' and 'Walmart' are hooked on China like I'm hooked on meat! They're all scrambling around trying to figure things out! It's like when we get lost on the Grand Line everyone running around in circles! Shishishi! 'President Trump better be a much tougher negotiator than President Xi' according to Cramer ossan. But I believe in nakama!

So What Do We Do?

I don't know much about this trade war stuff but it sounds complicated! Maybe if everyone just shared their food and treasure things would be easier! Just like how we pirates split the treasure we should all be friends! After all we all sail the same sea! Now where's that meat?